Alex

Does Patrick Forge still play at the Notting Hill Arts Club?

Maybe.

Typical England to go from the 2nd highest successful T20 run chase to a performance like that

Think he just wants a lift

Aye, hilarious

Gove's right up (or down) there with him like

What a crock of shit

I think they could (and probably will) successfully argue that they'd have done it irrespective of his having cancer. It doesn't really make it any better but there'll be loads of examples they can cite where other clubs have acted in a similar manner, i.e. not played a player so as not to activate a clause. He'd have gotten game time this season like.

In a nutshell.

I quite like that

Worst thing about this story is that it's probably true

Robson signed Viana

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35872542 Jonas Gutierrez: Newcastle United 'took steps' to avoid contract extension

Souness blamed that on modern pitches. As though he'd unknowingly signed a player from the 1970s

You're tighter than a Fish's arse

You get the feeling that he and some of his supporters are over the moon when something like this happens. It's just an opportunity to push their agenda. Ditto UKIP

We'll soon find out, if we do manage to stay up, because Benitez will demand the same high standards throughout the club as someone like Keegan would have.

By picking a manager doing a shit job who gets loads of media praise anyway

I wouldn't take any notice of anything he says tbh. He's been full of shit from the get go. I'm purely interested in his actions. Appointing a manager like Benitez is clearly a massive step in the right direction but unless he's allowed to do his job properly it's back to square one. May all be moot anyway if we go down. And if he wants a hands off approach to the club appoint some better people to go on the board instead of the chancers and yes men he's put in so far. Or die.

Wheelie happy

It's a shame like because he was occasionally good crack talking about watching Tony Green and stuff like that but what a fucking bairn he is. He must be about 70.

If you're down in the dumps about the position the club's in you could always re-read the OP

It must've been about 5 years ago. Is he still incrementing the amount of years he's been 'match going'?

Is Leazes still on Twitter?