Alex

if he's gone it's because Ashley's suddenly realised if he stays we're down. The owner couldn't give a fuck what the fans think

Well he's not going to quit and forfeit his payoff

If you don't despise Ashley you might as well start supporting Sunderland tbh

They're a fucking irrelevance, not a figure of hate. Until now at least

Well if you're confident...

Aye, the stupid fucking cunts. The actions of the club and Johnson are no reflection on them as fans. Unless of course they do what many are now doing and try to defend the indefensible. What happened isn't funny but their reaction in the light of it is. Especially given the way they like to portray themselves and the club.

At least the treadmill will see use at last

Aye, it's fucking despicable.

That island of hair

Sad news about Martin Crowe btw. His test average of 45 is more like 50-55 in the current game.

Aye but it's only come out during the trial. Plus the last thing they would want to do is prejudice the trial because it may have led to him getting off that way.

Magedia

Read that as 'fitba' and thought of Oor Wullie and the Broons.

Or their 'form' to use a more common term is better. Which is at least as (if not more) relevant than ppg over the course of a season, when we're so close to them in the table.

They might not have broken any rules but that's hardly the point. Classy club though

Nelson Muntz tbh

Spot on as well.

Was trying to shoe-horn some Hexham Courant pun into this reply but gave up

As a %-age though?

Yeah, it's really nice. Btw, I hope you said that to them in an Indian accent

The comedy and football accounts getting mixed up again

Would just go to the Valley Junction in Jesmond if they're only there for the weekend

Typical of you to pick up on just one point but it's win-win for a manager coming in anyway. If it's framed right, i.e. you get a bonus and a good contract if you keep us up and, if not, you can walk away. If we go down, you can point to the fact we were 2nd bottom anyway when you took over so it's not your fault really. But, if you do keep us up, then you have an enhanced rep. Also, are we unique or something? Because it's funny how plenty other clubs in the shit have managed to attract decent managers before. You're talking shite