Alex

News was suppressed by a secret cabal of Newcastle business men apparently.

I know what you mean

Aye, but he works in Sunderland

Especially in hindsight

I hope he hockles in it

You probably think that's when football was invented. FTM

The food equivalent of hoverboarding

This player did virtually nothing in 10 years at NUFC. Will that suffice?

I hope it happens

Well it's not like they have anything to worry about regarding their own side

I had anticipated something along those lines

Done deal apparently: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexandre_Lacazette

Slightly bad taste seeing as Hall's a 4 x 2

Doesn't have to be pretty with so many shot makers down the order. Hales looks like he doesn't know whether to stick or twist anyway rather than playing his normal attacking game. It's not like he was scoring freely in most of his innings. Btw, I meant to mention in here that I was sad to hear about Jack Bannister dying. Obviously he was way before my time as a player but I always enjoyed listening to his commentary back when the Beeb had the home tests on the telly.

Can't wait to hear what they think about Townsend

Be amazed if we sign a left back with Taylor back in the squad and Dummett meant to be fit again. Not ideal but both can play there. If we sign Remy though it'll be fantastic.

The fantastically named Kenny Ken used to play it all the time.

Difficult to have a worse attitude than a complete fucking tart like Thauvin

Love this tune btw

Have you been stalking me again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fojk8CwbAJo