Alex

He wouldn't do it because he's not arsed about the customer experience to that extent and wouldn't pay for the resources involved in gathering the data and processing it either so it's daft comparison.

He got interviewed by Dermot Murnaghan following on from his gaffe. He didn't know what year Villa won the European Cup, what the score was or who scored. Also emerged he'd said in Parliament in 2001 that he didn't like football

Huffed

He claims to support Villa but he fucked up during the election campaign and said West Ham by mistake. His face was a picture

56 goals actually.

Reported

Been to both those places Wtf you going to Victoria in their winter for btw?

Lee scored plenty goals for Newcastle, especially in the part his NUFC career we're discussing.

David Cameron supports West Ham

Chiles supports West Brom, not sure about Lenny Henry

It was Sunderland (2013-14), Wigan (2007-08) and Coventry (1995-96) apparently from an article on the beeb. Not sure if anyone's stayed up from Villa's position in the top flight as that's just PL stats.

Missed a bit, HF

Would pass the test in Kazakhstan

Merson strikes me as thick even when compared to other professional footballers.

Be mint if they go down like. I'll be digging out some Vera Lynns. Apparently the most least points any team has had in the PL after this amount of games and survived is 9. They're on 6. Also 8 points from safety, the worst goal difference in the league and averaging less than 0.5 points per game. Away win

Carry me off to hell in a handcart if we're not looking at the next 007

I don't think it'll happen either but top 4 is a possibility. However, if a team like Leicester ever were going to win the Premier League, then this season has to be the best chance of it happening. Would love to see them do it. Would also love to see Chelsea go down, which goes without saying

What's Uber doing that's illegal?

While Terry's fatha was out selling toot

DId you think you'd be putting your feet in the first few weeks like? Good luck with that