Alex

He’s going to go mental when he hits the bazaars. 18 pairs of snide Balenciaga trainers and 35 Vivienne Westwood t-shirts acquired before he leaves the first shop

Applies to every Liverpool player ever though

It was 38c today. Forecast tomorrow is for 42c. AH’s advice looking more sage by the minute

5 to ten in the morning in Side (Turkey) and it’s 36c (feels like 38c) You just have to embrace it like imo. But Jesus wept, it’s a bit George Michael

Do they not realise the purpose of the advert is to make the hotel more attractive to potential customers?

Aye. Of course, no bother. And feel free to remind me too

Book’s much better

This definitely, definitely, definitely really happened btw:

He’ll be absolutely hopeless, as opposed to being a great prospect, now?

It’s coming home

I’ve checked out that much I’m not even particularly arsed about this

Keegan?

Jones is hoying more petrol on the fire for selfish reasons. That’s about a far from being ‘spot on’ as it gets.

I think I’ve said before he’s just a grifter at this point. But distorting something like this is truly cuntish behaviour. Leaving the Labour Party was a career move rather than a principled stance but this is genuinely the sort of thing that could lead to politicians coming to harm.

Rumour has it the sight of your lugs brought back happy memories of winning the cup

What I find absolutely crackers is his playing career started about 7 years before WW2 and he was still playing top flight football in the mid 60s. And I think he played his whole career in an era when subs weren’t permitted in competitive games. So you couldn’t carry players or have them make the odd cameo appearance

Talking about other countries somewhat ignores that practically every general election we’ve had would’ve returned a progressive coalition.

The weirdest thing of the lot is Allardyce never having returned, despite the numerous opportunities, to his beloved Sunderland

Well he got the gig after Dan Adhworth’s first choice revealed himself to be solely motivated by greed

They thank god for fucking everything. Like god made you win the Olympic gold medal because he wanted you to win and the others to lose? Why would a deity do that? And, if they did, like with ‘saving’ Trump but letting others die, why the fuck would you worship that?

I apologise. It was more aimed at those still devoted to that tit. I get why people initially supported him. The two are not always the same. Re: Starmer he deserves a chance and his (possible) slow steady approach may be what is needed. Because too much damage has been done for any radical quick fixes to work. What I would say, and I’ve gone over this many times, is the real need for electoral reform and some form of PR. There’s not going to be a radical lurch to the left that ever fixes everything. Where has that ever really been a solution? If I take an example of a modern constitutional monarchy, like say for example Denmark , then you have a country that works well and has a happy populace in comparison to almost anywhere else. With very little corruption in government. Is this because of radical policies? No, there’s essentially a CENTRIST!!! agenda. It works because the parties have to work together and compromise. No party ever really having a majority means the government is constantly scrutinised by its own parliament. And unless we change our voting system we’re doomed to the cycle of middle England voting in what it perceives to be its own interests and perpetuating the decline we both want to reverse.

What do you mean?

The antisemitic cunt helped deliver Brexit is an equally valid take. Literally at least partially responsible for accelerating the decline. Absolutely incapable of doing anything and being happy / preferring to be radical from the safety of opposition is another 👍🏻