Alex

All equally shite

I’m going to guess it had the edge over Pedro’s version, which is why he got the nod?

That adidas originals trackie top is lush. I like the plain looking black and white training gear Eddie Howe has been seen sporting too. Other than that I agree with others it’s all a bit bland and / or they’ve got the eras mixed up with the wrong badges and stuff. Slightly in defence of the adidas design team, we must have one of the oldest / longest running current badges in top flight English football, which makes it a bit more awkward to match the retro badges with the right kit. Especially as we still had that badge in the 90s adidas / NUFC halcyon days.

So-called pig farmer

Has she borrowed Trump’s invisible accordion?

Devastated there’s only the four quadrants, so no space for a ‘No surrender’ let alone a ‘FTM’

Who the fuck is this cunt? 👆

Makes you think

I see a just stop oil protestor just got sentenced to 5 years. I’m not always a fan of their tactics, as I think they piss off the people they should be trying to win over. But how the fuck is that remotely proportionate?

Because he’s 29

Wasn’t he shagging prostitutes during lockdown too? That’s just the shit he got caught out for too. And going off the child support stuff, you’d think he st least have the brains to get the snip if he won’t wear a blob. Zero sympathy even though I’ve no doubt the lasses are gold diggers. As PL says, a weapons-grade idiot

Founded 2024

Trump cares about Farage about as much as the latter likes being asked awkward questions by women. He only got a brief audience after Trump won in 2016 by being a campaign donor. I bet you’d have to remind Trump who he is if they ever met again

Wonder what the fallout will be /sarcasm

They should be gutted if it’s true this is precipitating NUFC being sold. Since the current owners are so bad for the club in general? Or something. I genuinely can’t keep up with the mental gymnastics

I’d never usually come in mid July to this part of the world but we’re constrained a bit with the kids’ school hols. 42c is fairly fucking hot by anyone’s standards though. Even for Hobbiton / Perth (although presumably not that exceptional for your neck of the woods?). What makes it funnier though is my distinctly Celtic complexion

And he’s paying:

Let’s not forget Jackie “If Coventry had kicked off on time v Bristol City I could’ve played upfront for Sunderland alongside Maradona and Ibrahimovic” Milburn

Cheers, boss.

Proper man of the people is Billy. Got enough money to buy a football club but still puts the work in. The ‘work’ on this occasion being to snort a few lines of Wolf Jerky. Then having the idea of drinking the last 24 cans of out of date Rich Energy. Then sellotaping them to the front of some cardboard, putting them on a pallet and pretending it’s a MASSIVE order he’s shipping.

Like others have said it’s FPTP. Difference is, bigger the state population, the more votes they have weighted to that state in the electoral college system. You could win the vote by a fine margin in the biggest state by population (California iirc). Instead of being remotely representative, a virtual 50/50 spilt over a vast area comprising loads of small towns and massive cities carries all (and the most) votes for that state. Mental system imo especially in such divisive times

They definitely need to stop filming him going up or down the steps of airforce one then, for his own safety

More like David Icke will have claimed that. Just like he’d been telling people about Jimmy Savile ‘for as long as he could remember’. Which means his memory only extends to a year after Savile died

Up to mischief I assume

All joking apart, have a great time, mate 👍🏻