Alex

I sincerely hope Widdecombe doesn’t choke to death on air here

Opposition are tiny though so it’s completely different. If it’s correct, And the Lib Dems are much much more closely aligned to this government than this version of the Tory party

I’ll take that

Fish, mr English fucking tapas, eat your heart out

I thought this was better advice:

Exact same bollocks was said ahead of the referendum iirc

Only thing that would’ve made that funnier is if she’d kicked his windows in

Should’ve gone with ‘market’ for the portobello one. It still would’ve been shite but it would’ve been an improvement

Makes you think

Aye, Farage leading about 3 or 4 MPs is much better than about 15-20. He’d have to do pretty much all the media stuff and so on.

Who?

I think what made it even more of a bizarre sort of out if body experience was being on my own whilst it was all taking place

Gemmill in the barbers there as well

Extremely low Gosforth. Reminds me. I’ve only been for a drink in there once. I was meeting a couple of lads from near there and I just lived about 10 mins walk at the time. So the plan was to have a couple of drinks then get a taxi into town. I was on time but they were about 20 mins late. This was about 7pm on a Friday night. The clientele was a funny mix of young lads smoking joints whilst playing pool and a few grannies with shopping bags who looked like they’d popped to the shops at lunch time and never made it home. In the time before my mates turned up a joy rider who looked all of 14 crashed just outside, ran into the pub then into the bogs, closely followed by 3 old bill. What struck me was that I was the only person in the bar who seemed to pay any attention to it. To the extent I started wondering if I was having an acid flashback. Just a normal Friday night in The Viking presumably

I can’t get over my old school having the nerve to brand itself as North Gosforth Academy. It’s in Seaton Burn The new estates built near that Miller and Carter branded themselves as East Gosforth even though they’re completely on the other side of Gosforth Park and right next to Killingworth/West Moor

Both genuine cunts though

Actually Newcastle Central is a race with them (and beat them last time round iirc). But you won’t really know if the exit polls are looking right until about 3-4am when they start rolling in. Although earlier results will be a good indication of any swings from the last election

Went to the Orbit there a couple of times back in the day. Didn’t see Kes

Same as your good self

Best of luck with it, mate.

Is that an invite? If so, yes

I don’t really mind the idea of no electricity or the outdoor, composting toilet. But I’d like to do a bit of walking during the day if we went.So the idea of a tin bath in front of the fire being the only means of a decent way to freshen up doesn’t really appeal the absolute killer is the thought of the post pub walk one mile uphill in the dark though

The irony of his comments about Starmer and Sunak being two cheeks on the same arse is that it’s far more applicable to him and Farage