Alex

An actual professional journalist (who isn’t the knight) asking if both sides were winners. In a scenario they presented as being one club v the other. The dozy cunt

I don’t know if you’d realised but he’s now destined to be world class again. This is after doing well in a home win against a team currently lying 19th in the championship. Feast or famine on RTG

Wtf do they think people do when they’re on a long walk in the middle of nowhere?

The ‘Pat Sharp’

All the kids’ haircuts look shit. It’s called ‘we are all getting old’

It doesn’t matter because we’ll build commercial revenue steadily. It just means our progress will be steady. It should also make the ‘lesser’ clubs realise they’ve shot themselves in the cock with their previous forelock tugging. You’ve already seen attempts to further hamper us getting blocked because clubs like Everton have woken up to the closed shop. This window has hammered it home to a few more clubs. It’s frustrating in the short-term but I think it’s unsustainable. But like i mentioned re the long term revenue increases, it’s pretty much win-win for us anyway

Had about as much pace as him too. Was hung out to dry playing up top here though in fairness

He’s got one of the thinnest skins in the league

As far as I can see the only thing that differentiates their ‘model’ from other skint championship clubs is the excessive use of the word ‘model’.

Aye. I’m sure they did. ‘But we’d just like another £10k before we wind things up.’ I wonder if they’ve considered a Wear Lingerie football tournament to raise funds (and awareness too of course)

The support dried up because copying the mags is mag-like behaviour. Or something

I think (don’t quote me on this) that for your ‘second home’, ie the London one, you can claim the interest you pay as expenses. Wouldn’t surprise me if he’d had some masterplan where his constituency home was interest only to reduce the amount of outgoings or sone such. That said I’m not even a so-called accountant.

It could be if he’d fixed at a very low rate previously I reckon.

Plus with the expenses he’d be able to claim it’s effectively a much higher salary than that.

What do you mean? You just fucking did!

HMHM I would think retro second hand football shirts would do really well somewhere like that. Especially as I’m guessing a lot of it will be NUFC with the odd 90s Italiano classic hoyed in Have a look on https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk for an idea about prices. Honestly sone of the prices are fucking mental. I’ve got a kappa top that was part of a Juve CL warm-up suit. It’s like jogging suit material rather than shell suit. The bottoms got wrecked but the top is in good condition and I saw one the same on there a while back for £250 the hipsters might have ruined the market for buyers but that’s obviously the opposite for sellers. The only issue might be convincing people there aren’t snides from the far east

I like him purely for the reaction from the gammons every time his name is mentioned. Pissing on Man Utd’s chips is a bonus. But it’s a bit of a shame if he’s wasting his talent. I would’ve like to have seen what Guardiola would have done with him when Mourinho seemed like he was trying to force him out the door

As ridiculous as that Johnson thing is, the silliest bit of the lot is that he’d willingly serve as a lance corporal. I suppose it’s like the rest of his man of the people schtick. The only thing that’s more absurd is that people fall for it

Meh, I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate

Tbf, he couldn’t google Tony Bloom before you mentioned him

It’s funny though, isn’t it? He was clearly only bought for two reasons. A punt on his perceived potential and because of his brother. And even the former is massively based on the latter. But they still lap it up

It does makes me wonder if these visits will be as regular if his brother moves to a different club. 🤔