Alex

Even their bragging is fucking gash: https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/smoggies-match-sunday-benidorm.1626424/

I don’t think facts are likely to gain much traction here

Does it? Does it? Does it? It? It? It? It? It?

I think you’re a tedious cunt 👍🏻

Dread to think how rough he’d look without being a professional footballer. Actually, probably similar but with the gold Rolex being from a shop in Bodrum

I’ve had that experience a few times this winter at the big one in Heaton. I only tend to call in for the odd thing but there’s been a few times where the fresh produce but has looked like those early days of lockdown where there was literally no tomatoes etc. it’s fucking madness that it’s not a bigger issue in UK politics and the media.

How the fuck he had the gall to argue we couldn’t produce wine in the EU btw. We did but the climate lends itself to low yield / high priced stuff. Quite apart from the regulations in the EU allowing all those other member states to produce vast quantities, we can’t even sell all of the small amounts of wine we currently do produce. And it’s cloud cuckoo land to think we’d be competitive exporters given the competition. Even if that wasn’t the case you’re talking about a minute part of the agricultural economy in this country. There’s not many places where you could produce wine even if everything else was in place.

He’s right in the middle at the back. So ‘yes’

Probably saw Roberto Carlos play for Brighton

Saw that coming a mile off. Still laughed

Yeah that was mentioned yesterday I think that they’d both picked up injuries.

Is the one in the left after she’d gotten her teeth done?

Aye. At this point I think it’s more damaging to them if they keep lying about it

He’s not a Whig, he’s a Tory

Makes you think

Why would you think adding muscle mass to someone of his build would reduce the risk of injury?

@Dr Gloom I’ve been listening to this fella who is worth a follow on soundcloud: https://on.soundcloud.com/xsM22UQeDA74ZSAS7 His series of Jungle mixes based on releases from 1994 are particularly good. As he puts it: Oi oi. I've thought about this many times, and have concluded that my favourite era of jungle music, hands-down, is the spring/summer period of 1994. To me it wasn't quite so apparent at the time - I wasn't venturing out to proper jungle nights until later that year, and my view was polarised by a monogamous record-buying relationship with artists and labels that I semi-religiously followed throughout 1993 - the likes of Dee Jay, Skanna, Moving Shadow, Basement and Reinforced. However, with the wisdom of hindsight, and particularly after listening to loads of summer sets from the likes of Brockie, Ron and Jack Frost, the melting pot of sounds is obvious and utterly wonderful. Ragga jungle was suddenly everywhere and yet there were still elements of hardcore/rave - uplifting pads, chipmunk diva vocals - throughout the music, with DJ sets effortlessly transitioning from Nookie to M-Beat, Foul Play to Brainkillers, Tek-9 to Kings of the Jungle. Simply put, it was a great time and this is my tribute to it. As ever, enjoy!

Nicely combines two of my previous observations, I.e. even their fantasies are shite and that they often involve us being shit rather than them being good.

Was just thinking the same.

I know but he’s not exactly Roberto Baggio, threading balls through the eye of a needle to the centre forward in that position. When I’ve seen him play centrally it was in s different formation to the current one but he was the furthest forward of a midfield 3 and chasing and harrying. So playing as one of the ‘8s’ shouldn’t be a million miles away from that.

Was going to say. I know it’s only one match but Almiron and Gordon (also ‘shite’) were at a completely different level to Clarke. Roberts wasn’t available, which by extension makes him world class of course, despite not being as good as Clarke. I don’t think either have a single PL appearance to their name. They’re both kids who’ll improve exponentially though, being 26 and 23 respectively

Re: Almiron, I thought he had a really good game (albeit against lower league opposition) v Oxford away in the FA Cup in a midfield 3 with the two Longstaffs. I wonder if he could do a makeshift job in there on occasion to take the workload off young Miley a bit. Even with players coming back there’s only really Willock who’ll ease the burden on the midfield. And you would think he’d need to be carefully managed when he returns