Alex

The fucking gargantuan irony at their being conditioned to think that way

In World War Two the average IQ on Wearside was 26. In 2023 it was 19.

In all honesty I think they focus too much on pandas

It’s all linked. Open your eyes ffs

Who to? Nuns?

No chance of that, unfortunately

I’d love this tedious fuckwit to be someone on the wind-up. Not you, PL

As in if it got to that point your options are probably limited to accepting the call up, trying to escape the country or internment

Btw, has anyone pointed out conscription negates choice?

You dirty bastard

I don’t know but it won’t be me.

Sunak continues to play a blinder

No and the hypothetical scenario posited is ridiculous so still no

Can’t have poor ickle Davey Bairstow’s wicketkeeping technique being exposed on a pitch like that

He’ll be finished if he stays or one of the best right backs in history if he moves to Bayern Munich 👍🏻

He’s good at playing lollipop men. Specifically ones that guide the recently deceased over the metaphorical road into the afterlife. But then run into trouble with HR for being resistant to new ways of working

Let’s not forget the time Wraith had only just started up as a football agent and got a six month ban for signing a youth player (wouldn’t want to miss anything off his illustrious CV).

Is there anything Wraith hasn’t shown himself to be an abject failure at?

You’re right. I checked and it was pardew’s abysmal run that was ended

Yeah. I’m sure it was to put us 3-nowt up at the death. I think the only detail you may have missed is that it also marked the end of Carver’s spectacular run of 7 consecutive defeats (or whatever it was) as caretaker

Just Man City didn’t put an obligation to buy clause on the Phillips/West Ham deal that doesn’t mean we were offered him on the same terms

My favourite is how they are adamant that Sting used to support them then changed allegiance to us. I don’t think I’ve ever seen any actual evidence to back that up but, even if it’s true, how the fuck does that reflect well on them?

I mean he went to school in Newcastle and considers himself a Geordie iirc. Is a fan of NUFC. Brought up / schooled in the area so what’s the fucking problem? It winds them up for some reason yet at the same time they’re so irrelevant they try claim anything with a tenuous link* to Sunderland, Co. Durham as belonging to them. *or completely fictitious link like the Bilbao thing

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