Alex

I was happy enough for him anyway but if this continues while Spurs’ season fades into mediocrity it’ll be absolute gold

Absolute hero this fella 👆Took one for the team in a match where the chips were stacked against him. And this is the fucking thanks he get? You don’t deserve him tbh. You got any decent gear btw, mate? I might have had too many sherbets

Good luck with it all, mate. It’s a stress you don’t need at this stage. I went through it about 5 years ago and it all worked out in the end, fortunately. But I really feel for you as I think it’s about as low as I’ve ever felt. Make sure you look after yourself and talk to those you trust. Don’t be a fucking idiot like me and make yourself ill bottling it up. I would think you’ve got a wealth of experience and you’re obviously not lacking in intelligence so you’ll be ok. It’s a fucking shitter but you’ve got some options that’ll at least pay the bills until you get sorted properly. Which is not ideal but it’s something.

I hope the bairn is ok, mate

Aye the £ is much weaker but my parents went fairly consistently over the last 30 or 40 years for their hols before covid. And Florida in that time has gone from being dirt cheap to being quite expensive. I haven’t been since I was in my teens but almost everything used to be the same or less in dollars as it was in pounds. When it was about $2 to £1. I think Florida was relatively inexpensive by US standards too and that’s no longer the case.

I must admit that I thought we’d need a clean sheet to get a point. Not a very good display, obviously. But when you look at the options and the fixtures we’ve had then it’s asking a hell of a lot of the players available at the minute.

Hall

He just wanted to talk about his beloved fascism

Forgot he was still on our books tbh

The Queef is such a fucking sad little bore

Aye. I would’ve expected Trippier to start. But livramento can feel hard done to after his recent performances. But I think his versatility will be the reason. Especially as he can actually have an impact as an attacker too

I think Tino gives options from the bench with all the positions he can play. I think that’ll have been the thinking with not much else amongst the subs

I think it’s 9 plus Bruno unavailable

As bored as I was by the end of your post?

#FirstWorldProblems

They should’ve terminated the interview at that point

Imagine fucking it. I tell you what, he’s a braver man than I

Starting to see what the mackems mean about Durham Mags

To be honest it’s just something else that could be exploited to our advantage. All it would take is asking parties friendly to the Saudis to put in some outrageous sponsorship offers that a PIF-owned entity could then slightly improve on.

He’s going to be fucked when his fanbase hits puberty

Aye. I think you’re right re: Gordon being a long-term target that we’d been linked with the summer before. I had a check and Mbappe did sign a new three year deal in the summer. So that’s a mental fee to add to the wages issue.

Apparently Braverman’s attempts to get the sack have failed.

How many people have we been linked with, well in advance, that we actually signed? Botman? Probably missed a few but it doesn’t seem to be the way we do business. I don’t think we’d have a snowball in hell’s chance of getting him even if we were in for him though. His wages alone will be fucking mental. Is it right he’s out of contract in the summer though? Might be wild speculation based purely on that

Fair play though, on getting the logical fallacy full house. However, as with the mackems and their faux moral outrage, using this to get bites is pretty offensive