Alex

As soon as I heard about it I thought it seems very convenient for Juve.

That deal they’ve struck makes the ones Ashley negotiated look good

Thats a big looking kid. Because Newcastle fans are the only ones where adults wear replica shirts 👍🏻

I preferred the wedding DJ tale as it was one of their identikit stories where absolutely none of the elements within it rang true

Once again providing a selection of anecdotes where they’re almost certainly made up. But they’d be equally tragic if they’d actually happened

Roker Mackem doesn’t care about us in the same way a then 16 year old MBS orchestrated 9/11. I suppose it’s an improvement for that place though, i.e. not bringing the subject up on 9th November

It’s a coded message letting people know he’s a mag agent provocateur

Funniest bit is that he thinks he’s come out of that looking good

It looks right up my street Tbf

👆Sportswashed

I like the Wales shirt with the proper collar. That’s my input on the tournament

just watched the trailer. Not exactly child friendly.

Their real issue is that it reminds them once again how utterly irrelevant they are.

Loads of theories when he was on the run about how the Iranians would be getting him out of the country etc. I bet they didn’t even know who he was

I had to google zipcars. I thought for a moment there Mr Rahman had branched out

Explains them doing bong I suppose

Nice balmy 21c in Palmersville. Happy Friday, chaps

That’s easy for you to say

And also, look on the bright side. The redundancy’s an opportunity. The house stuff’s a ball ache but it’s definitely better finding it out now and sorting than a big leak in the dead of winter. And, like me granny from Walker used to say, the sun shines on the righteous so have a few bevvies in the gorgeous sunshine for your birthday. Also, please allow me to apologise on behalf of the UK civil service

Happy birthday 👍🏻

It’s rather sinister that The Metro newspaper has the virtual monopoly on not just free newspapers but all newspapers read by commuters. I assume Nexus get next to nothing for letting them distribute it at loads of their stations

I was in York for work yesterday and it was 28c @Ayatollah Hermione 👍🏻

You’d thinking with all the NUFC fans that have abandoned England (and Scotland) in favour of Saudi Arabia that it would be a sellout

Beww Btw it’s funny as fuck how racist so many of them are when they think they’re taking the moral highground. It kind of invalidates their supposed concern for minorities

#Imagine