Alex

Only took about 7 posts on the thread about this on RTG for them to make it about us

I’d be amazed. I think he might have a year off then see what falls in his lap after that.

Hope it’s nothing too trivial

Agreed. But he’s a canny bit closer than Robert ffs

Well I suppose this explains why the locals never even gave him a chance

Someone cut through a cable when they fixing the lifts

He’s actually a Nazi for founding the NHS because covid is a hoax

You can’t be this fucking thick. Please put a wink on the end to put my mind at ease

The fucking gargantuan irony at their being conditioned to think that way

In World War Two the average IQ on Wearside was 26. In 2023 it was 19.

In all honesty I think they focus too much on pandas

It’s all linked. Open your eyes ffs

Who to? Nuns?

No chance of that, unfortunately

I’d love this tedious fuckwit to be someone on the wind-up. Not you, PL

As in if it got to that point your options are probably limited to accepting the call up, trying to escape the country or internment

Btw, has anyone pointed out conscription negates choice?

You dirty bastard

I don’t know but it won’t be me.

Sunak continues to play a blinder

No and the hypothetical scenario posited is ridiculous so still no

Can’t have poor ickle Davey Bairstow’s wicketkeeping technique being exposed on a pitch like that

He’ll be finished if he stays or one of the best right backs in history if he moves to Bayern Munich 👍🏻

He’s good at playing lollipop men. Specifically ones that guide the recently deceased over the metaphorical road into the afterlife. But then run into trouble with HR for being resistant to new ways of working

Let’s not forget the time Wraith had only just started up as a football agent and got a six month ban for signing a youth player (wouldn’t want to miss anything off his illustrious CV).