Alex

I always wondered what she made of Fred Trueman

Here’s a song for him:

Here’s the poor man’s Murphy coming on

Have that Ty or ballon knot or whatever that ridiculous little cunt is called

You can talk about the ‘Arsenal way’ ( ) but they’ve given the ball away in dangerous positions a few times and it’s lead to two goals so far. You’ll get punished against good teams if you do that a few times in a match.

Get in!

Offside

A good indication is the Arsenal players having no idea what the ref has given at first

I’m not sure what the keeper is meant to do there

That’s a dodgy pen like

Starmer was too busy shagging flags 👍🏻

At the press conference today the police said she was considered a high risk missing person from as soon as she was missing and had a number of vulnerabilities (to use their phrases).

Fucking hell

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing_white_woman_syndrome

You mean her current partner or her ex? I think I read the kids are from a previous relationship. I know, they’re both highly likely to be her ex at this point. But you know what I mean

Both Nicola Sturgeon and Jimmy Krankie were trending on Twitter earlier

They definitely don’t want any credit for it

Sturgeon is going to announce her resignation this morning according to the Beeb

Any news on who Diana thinks should be ref? And, more importantly, who’ll win? And how she thinks Brexit is going

The Express having a pop at a ‘conspiracy theory’ is different level like

If it had been the other way around and they had scored a winner that was offside he would, of course, be arguing that Arsenal should be docked points.

Beyond a joke that like

Not if he sees this thread

Didn’t know about the lifetime membership for a quid but that smacks of doing it purely to appear more influential than they actually are. There’s no other rationale for doing it tbh. How do you know if your membership still has the same contact details etc? You don’t, so it suggests (as does wyki’s comments) that they have no interest in consulting their membership on key issues. The poor man’s hairy cornflake

That’s even worse, the lying cunt