Alex

Used to know a Villa fan who was sound, but he was definitely an exception. Went to villa away when we won under Souness or Roeder when Boumsong slipped and Babayaro conceded a pen / got sent off as a result. Met Chris, the Villa fan, after and he took us to some dodgy looking Irish social club which you went in via what appeared to be sone hidden entrance, with no signs of life from outside. We got in and it was heaving. We were all thinking ‘where the fuck has he taken us?’ Turns out it was about 90% Birmingham City and we struggled to buy a drink all night, such was their pleasure at the result. Fuck, that was ages ago now

Him and Ronaldo can be cover for Chris Wood

They’d love to be promoted. It was more a dig at what a shambles they’d be if they did go up. They’ve got a chance as the division is so tight beyond the top two. The flip side to that is about 12 teams are in with a realistic chance of making the playoffs

Tbf, being half decent in the Championship is probably better than being absolute fucking dog shit in the Premier League

Looking for a champagne enema apparently

We should do it. It’s been ages since I saw anyone off here.

Same. But Pornhub

I hope he washed the shirt first. Willock gave one of his shirts to my eldest outside the training ground a while back and it fucking stank

I see Blackburn won again, 26 games in and they’re yet to draw a game. Lying third in the championship having lost 12 matches

Not surprised, he’s got a hand for a cock

Pleased you two sorted it out.

Best chin them both to be on the safe side 👍🏻

It’s absolutely due to policy (and it’s effects)

Happy new year, everyone. Imagine a year ago and someone told you in 12 months you’d be pissed off because a home draw against Leeds meant you were 7 points off the top of the table.

I’m sure someone once commented on here you looked a little bit like Michael Owen. Sounds like that’s still the case It’s hard when you’re struggling to keep playing football though. As you’re probably like me in that it doesn’t feel like hard work as it’s fun. I’ve got a dodgy hip, knees and ankles like. I do enjoy walking, which helps. Not that I’m particularly svelte these days. St least you don’t drink.

No, it was her off the Ride On Time video

Did you know Aled Jones isn’t the one singing in the Snowman?

Shite, surely. Scans better (and rhymes)

I use it 2 or 3 times a week. Literally two or three stops (usually get off one stop early for a little bit more exercise). Honestly, there’s barely a time I use it when there’s not some issue or other. It’s fucking shambolic

Aye, it’s based on a recent Juve home top 👍🏻

Any relation to Jack Spratt?

More mental gymnastics required as RTG were staunchly pro-Ronaldo due to Messi taking the Saudi coin and refs being payed off to let Argentina win the World Cup for that reason despite it being in Qatar. Also funny as Juve have spent the last few weeks blowing smoke up Ronaldo’s arse via their various social media outlets, presumably hoping he might go there for the rest of the season

My cousin’s married to lad from Sunderland whose dad was on the books at Leeds, although never actually played for the first team. He’s Leeds first, Sunderland second and has always maintained he can’t stand NUFC. His two laddies are Leeds fans. He’s just got a couple of season tickets at SJP the jealousy on my part is outweighed by the hilarity

Just a mock-up obviously, but rather bloody nice all the same: