Alex

Are they bothered about China building nuclear power stations in the UK? You know, the country partaking in ethnic cleansing in its own country? Nah, funny that. They come out with stuff like “No one seems that bothered about the ownership”. Completely oblivious to the fact that if it bothers them more than anyone else it almost certainly isn’t about the human rights.

Probably angry his daughter isn’t getting poked by one of the Sunderland players

Who writes Ben Stokes’ scripts? They’re too far-fetched.

😂😂😂

Yeah that’s the one. It was the one with the Neptune Club that was the precursor to Phoenix Nights. There were loads of subtle little bits in it too. In ‘Leonard’ he went into a cafe regularly and chatted to the waitress. She’d won some local beauty contest and she kept asking Leonard for the photo back of her winning it that she’d loaned him. He kept saying he couldn’t find it. Later on he’s being interviewed in his bedroom and it’s on display on his bedside table the fella who walked around dressed as a cowboy who just shouted John Wayne every now and again as well

Aye, agreed re: massive arenas. I actually thought he was hilarious when he first broke onto the scene. His stand up and stuff like That Peter Kay Thing. It’s been done to death though.

Aye, I assumed it was a made up name.

I saw him at the city hall ages ago. He was canny but I bet he’s still doing the sane material. He’s announced a monthly residency at the O2 as well

He lived to be 175 though

Another Bruce who’s a cunt 👍🏻

BBC News this am reported on the forecasted deep recession. It focused on manufacturing and how that sector was performing especially badly. it gave the extra bank holiday for the Queen's funeral as one factor , the post/covid issues with supply chains and of course - Ukraine. It then moved onto a piece about the NHS staffing crisis and the increasing use of agency staff. Anyone want to take a guess how many times Brexit was mentioned?

Everything about Kwarteng’s demeanour and language in the run up to and after his mini budget suggests to me he was fully onboard with it

It’s that ridiculous superstition associated with sport basically

I doubt the ‘independent’ organisation determining the ‘market rate’ would stand up legally anyway. Plus there’s loads of things you could do - sponsor the new training ground for example. The likes of Man Utd have set the precedent with the daft official pillow partner and all that too. Trust the mackems to think it’s about selling pies on a match day.

Think of an air fryer as what it actually is, a smaller, healthier, more energy efficient and generally quicker oven. So chicken and chips

That’s a little better than it was for the Tories. Still fucking dreadful but better. Although they use collated polls over the previous month so it would include the small gains made by Sunak. They normally only update it monthly but they been doing it more regularly given the recent events. The other thing is that while the Tories have well and truly fucked things up, or at least made them significantly worse, for virtually everyone, the shit hasn’t really hit the fan yet.

So good he jizzed on the recipe

Don’t watch the final and curse it

Er….. no

Sorry to hear that, mate. Dogs are the fucking best.

What absolute twaddle there’s absolutely massive scope for increasing our revenue.

I haven’t checked but I’m going to guess we were lucky, the opposition and the officials threw the match and Roker Mackem reckons it means nowt

Well that was somewhat easier than I expected

P on the left cheek and PE on the other?

I’d rather we beat anyone (Man City included) in the final