Alex

Yeah, I work down London every other week now and you see that quite a lot

Good to see the manager finally putting his stamp on the team though

It’s fucking horrendous down in London but I’ve been shocked recently at the amount of rough sleepers in Newcastle

At least Uglymackems can put his passport away

Our final ball 😂

Nearly got one

Well, I think actually exists

He’s always looked like an absolute total and utter cunt so that’ll do for starters

I thought he was (relatively) good against Man Utd but if he doesn’t start well his head goes down straight away it seems

I can’t believe anyone does

Pack of cunts

in a kimono

Xmas day off for himself so he could get rat arsed tbh

Misty water-coloured mammaries

Ahh, memories

It’s elementary, my dear old thing

You wouldn’t need to pull hers. They’re practically queuing up to get out. The bit about the earth titling towards the sun. It fucking tilts all the time At a certain point in the year it means the northern hemisphere is closer to the sun than the southern one but that’s the vernal equinox rather than the solstice she keeps banging on about. Our game was so dull I ended reading the whole article

The modern footballer

A case of the manager trying to be a bit too clever after a good run of results?

Aye, you’ve got to make a change when you’re 3-1 down at halftime.

Sums Pogba up like that he’s bang up for it coming on at half time when they’re 3-1 up at home

Was thinking of going on Saturday. Edit: to Blyth v Darlington

Started quite well but dreadful since the equaliser

Annoying as we started well our success this season has been built on defensive solidity

I’d watch what you’re saying