Alex

Heard a bit on Radio 6. Really like ‘Juice’

I get the impression Barkley was signed to meet the homegrown quota or whatever the fuck it is. He was a better player about 5 years ago. Which would be alright if he was 35 rather than 25

He seemed like a horrible person but that won’t stop every single news programme blowing smoke up his arse for being a ‘visionary’ or whatever

He was sure, don’t worry about that

It’s almost like it’s all an attention-seeking game to him

As opposed to the Labour Party, who are doing it collectively

She always has been, just like Jesus

Apart from the cast of Love Island, TOWIE, Geordie Shore and half a dozen Muslims crossing the channel on a lilo

The playoffs will be massive pressure games, should that happen. Especially given what a set of wonderful, loyal supporters they have

Basically, aye

Am I the only one cynical about the timing of this story?

3+3 = 6 in a row, marra

Similar but different. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringolevio aka ‘Relievo’ vs https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kick_the_can

Was always ‘tuggy’. Did people play ‘relievo’ too? Like a sort of team hide and seek where you could rescue captured teammates

He’s the latest ‘eccentric’ to receive far more BBC airtime than he warrants. I haven’t been able to face QT for years

That’s shit. Used to use them all the time when I worked in Norn Iron and they seemed to be universally known as FlyMaybe

Grandma for me but otherwise the same.

He’ll probably fuck the deal up again. The gargantuan cunt

Newcastle upon Tyne for me

Michael Owen must have spent about the last 7 years of his career robbing a living. Which would be bad enough if he was out getting mortal and snorting coke whilst shagging anything with a pulse. But, far worse than that, the boring little cunt was actually looking after himself and just about able to con clubs into thinking he wasn’t finished as a top level footballer.

He’s thick as pigshit but even he knows he’s wrong. I doubt he’ll admit it though

I know that, man

I know someone who studied there for a year and they came back knowing fewer Dutch words than me (which isn’t a lot). They did love it though

Who?