Alex

And his supporters don’t care. Although I think they’re in the minority now

Anytime. Just don’t make me eat there

I knew his brother, Peter

He’s a cunt so good riddance

PCP

Grown men talking like that, man

He’d do well at Man City under Pep

You’re in luck. It’s just been postponed due to torrential rain

Both legs of the final of the Copa Liberadores are on Freesport which is on both freeview and sky. First leg 8pm tonight.

Are you watching, Noelie?

No one gives a fuck what you think, CT. You stupid little cunt

Members of the local Conservative club

Sing in the shit seats

Meh

CT on the money again

A deal’s been ‘imminent’ for almost as long as Bob Hope spent at death’s door

My dog never used to be arsed about fireworks then for the last couple of years he’s changed and they terrify him now. Don’t take it for granted that not being scared now means it’ll always be that way unfortunately. And most of the shop bought ones are shite anyway unless you’re prepared to spend a fortune. Seems like there were more than ever going off last night but I suppose everyone needs to have the biggest baddest fireworks party so they boast about it on Facebook

Jennings played well but we already know he’s a good player of spin.

Was the MC any good though?

Bet they all wore Poppies whilst doing a Nazi salute as it burned

The only bit that might happen is spending some money in January but the only motivation will be that he’s worried about relegation

Just as CT predicted

Nah, I’ve seen a few of them buzzing about the fact we haven’t taken our full allocation for Everton away.

He’s like the real life Barry off AWP minus the charisma

Your sources just keep getting better.