Alex

Depends what you can do with it though I guess. You may be able to convert an old store in London into luxury flats or something but what about ones in places like the Metro Centre? In the case of the latter, do they even own their own stores? Nee idea. Wouldn't be the first time he's gotten lucky (or massively fucked up, for that matter).

He should be shot in the head and then they should just pretend it was a hoax

Well it’s happened twice already

Fucking hopeless At his job, Momentum seem To love this knob

Le Sib and Bernard is more our style

Someone who puts people in A&E by splitting their sides

His motivation has always been difficult to read but I think he thinks there's more money in it for him further down the road. Might take a few years in the Championship to change his mind.

Humour, Birmingham-style.

That last over was ridiculous

I’m pissed off but, bar the spike in interest due to Rafa, I feel like I care less with each passing transfer deadline

What a fucking disgrace

Ask CT. Actually, don’t

I just hope Rafa was watching

Aye. Been in trouble with it before

I bet you fucking hammered the Malibu

Aye. Not arsed at all. I would've expected our probable starting CF to be wearing it anyway. No doubt heard about it via a 'Mag at work'

You've still got pricks on Facebook etc defending Ashley the businessman. These fuckers deserve him tbh

Jealous, mainly for the rum.

Shades of 2008-09

Yep, whilst not actually committing to anything concrete such as a proposal to ban the burka in public places. Not to mention the fact that he spends his entire life looking ridiculous (literally and metaphorically).

Definitely comes out of this looking badly. Needs to take a look at himself and grow up a bit.

Speaking of Sweaties, I'm pretty sure this has been 'shopped' but it still made me laugh:

It’ll be like the time he couldn’t attend matches on ‘police advice’ only for Northumbria Police to issue a subsequent statement saying they’d had no contact with him