Alex

At least he's polite I suppose

I know a lot of people get offended over next to nowt but this was a little bit insensitive: https://www.eater.com/2018/8/16/17698106/tuskegee-experiment-cocktail-323-westport-connecticut

Cafe Italia is nice

Tooj has been. I shit thee not

Story of my life tbh

Not really been to Keswick for ages, mate. Sorry

Interesting, thanks. I was going to alert you about the odds on India actually but I'm always reticent about stuff like that because I'd feel responsible if it didn't come through. I wish I had the balls to stick a few grand on it tbh as 1/10 of India winning was basically free money. I know the bookies are cautious about the possibilities etc. but suggesting they'd only win 10 times out of 11 is ridiculous. They'd win at least 99 times out of 100. Especially with the forecast for dry weather for today and tomorrow.

The important stuff

So you'd back against the draw (lay) when there's a decent opening partnership then what? Cash out for a profit when a few wickets fall? I only really use smarkets but it would be the same as the Trade Out button on there?

Averaging 19 in 14 innings this year

Both

Don't bet much but stuck a tidy sum on India after I saw they were 'only' 1/10 this morning with some bookies. 1/50 or even shorter was more realistic imo.

Not that it would've made any difference to the result but it's just deserts for putting Stokes back in at the expense of Curran. I'm not saying Stokes should be banned further from playing for England because I think missing The Ashes was quite a big thing for any cricketer and although he was lucky to be found not guilty imo you have to respect the decision of the courts. Some of the attempts to portray him as a hero is fucking laughable as well. I simply think he didn't deserve to come straight back in at the expense of Curran.

He could always try reading back through a few of his posts if insomnia's an issue.

Attention whore tbh

I can see why a Newcastle fan would get a buzz out of Sunderland getting £30m for a keeper they consider to be shit though. That makes a lot of sense

I bet they regret hiring him now. At one stage they thought they were too good for him because he didn’t play the right type of football. Then they were desperate to win at any cost and assumed with the right backing he’d have them ‘winning ugly’ or whatever. Now they just look like expensively assembled mediocrity. It’s great because that cunt and Man Utd are made for each other.

Never quotes any of these people of course.

Can’t wait to hear every half-wit going blaming Rafa this week

With age comes wisdom

Bloke pretending to be a Newcastle fan to get bites off people on the internet telling people to grow up