Dr Gloom

He’s a good enough squad player for now and gets through loads of work off the ball when he’s not injured but he’s not technically good enough for where we want to be in the future. I’d be looking to sell if a bid north of £25m came in

you forgot the main men

Humanoid mode activated. Malfunction - ABORT, ABORT, ABORT!

twats

has he ever been first on a big transfer story?

i'll be absolutely gutted when he does eventually leave

don't knock the knight

Who could have predicted that erecting barriers with your nearest and biggest market would hit trade?

almost all beer is vegan mate

i'm not a vegan, for the record. but if i had the choice, i'd opt for a wine that didn't contain bone marrow, fish oil or crustacean shells

same person, i reckon.

and no, i'm not talking about my BO

sounds we have more crossover than you. we watched GoT, Breaking Bad, Sopranos etc together. But she's been known to chooses an absolute stinker

black belt karate by the look of it

i dunno, not as bad as rush, i'll give you that. but both were well past their best by the time they rocked up here and all three arrived as the entertainers team was being dismantled so i never took to any of them

what kind of weird ass non-vegan beer are you drinking?

thank fuck for that. Don’t want that miserable twat killing the vibe

Never touched him, ref

Did anyone about the fire at the aquarium the other day? Hundreds of tortoises and terrapins perished. A turtle disaster

that brace of wonder goals against spurs

I went to the most violent chippy in the country the other day. …even the sausage and Cod got battered

Well, there’s his badge kissing and the disgraceful way he brings his kid on the pitch. I’d have thought you, of all people, would know that.

And One Day. Ugh, don’t get me started on that barrel of shite. The wife read the book years ago and loved it. I found the two protagonists terribly written. He was a walking cliche. She, a charmless dullard. I almost let out a cheer at the horribly signposted tragedy in the penultimate episode while the wife wept. So formulaic, so boring. Can’t believe I wasted two weeks on it. Classic compromise TV. The sort of thing you end up watching when you chose the last thing to watch together.