Dr Gloom

Tastes so sweet this humble pie like. I'll have it for breakfast, dinner and tea if we finish in the top 4

Surreal is the right word. I keep finding myself day dreaming about the champions league. When you look at the league and the recent form, we're favourites for 4th. Unbelievable

Tarabt sent off. 10 minutes to go. Hold on you Rs!

I thought we'd struggle too. No one saw this season coming tbf

....everybody knows his name!

Up to 48%. Howay lads. Do your bit for our Polish brethren if you haven't already

Full strength side and the confidence is flowing. Great performance. Got to feel slightly sorry for perch. He's done nothing wrong, been a standout player in recent games but finds himself on the bench. I never thought I'd say that. And I never thought Perch being dropped would be a sign of the increasing strength in our squad. Good stuff. How will Spurs react if we hold on to this result? Will they bottle it at qpr? I fucking hope so.

got to wonder whether spurs will be able to keep that side together if they fail to finish top 4 two years running. could see bale, modric, VDV et al all walking.

corn flour for instance. no need for it in a salad dressing. same goes for sugar and honey. imo

why buy it when you can make it? a home made version will be better for you and almost certainly taste better. plus it's fresh

home made french dressing is the easiest thing in the world to make and makes an otherwise dull salad interesting. three parts extra virgin olive oil to one part dijon mustard and one part white whine vinegar. add salt and pepper. and half a clove of finely chopped raw garlic (if you like a bit of extra kick). these days, i quite liker to simply dress my sald with a premium, unfiltered oilve oil and seasoning. simple, fresh as fuck and delicious.

another very good piece from brooker. i'm a big fan of his work. i strongly agree that anyone who strongly objects to homosexuality in this day in age is almost certainly using their public display of digust as a defence mechanism in an attempt to supress their true feelings. leazesmag is a closet bender basically.

tits, obertan is fit again.

the kiss of death from the pudding of the prediction world

is there really a market for this?

Get rid of xisco, smith, lovenkrands and other dead wood that shouldn't be near the first team. Replace them with players that go straight into the first team. Over to mr Carr for that one. We won't be signing the big name players that agents are touting around in the media so no point speculating these days really is there?

I'd go for something else ahead of either of those switches happening.

So who's filling the other 40'000 seats? Suits

I used to like the Dragon House for Chinese, Sachins for Indian and Francesca's in Jesmond or Mario's in the bigg market for Italian. Fuck knows if they're still the places to go. I didn't recognise a single boozer or restaurant last time I was home. Cafe 21 is (was) canny if you fancy something a bit more up market.

Didn't everton and Liverpool both qualify the year that Liverpool won it and everton finished 4th, with Liverpool outside the top 4 in the league?

didn't read them. that's my actual team of the season. picking just one from each team sounds a bit like hard work to me.

You'll stand there

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peter mandelson was a decent effort too. to come back from disgrace twice takes some doing. been trying to dig out that 'i'm a fighter not a quitter' speech but couldn't find it. that was one hell of a toe curler like