Dr Gloom

can some cunt not just buy this fucker out?

i can just picture the conversation between mike and del. mike - "fahcking hell del, we finished 12h after spending fahck all on transfers and making a nice profit on player sales" del - "fahck it. let's flog all our senior players. see if we can wing it with the kids and make a bob or two" mike - "nice one bruv. if we go dahn though, you have to run stark bollock naked across the pitch again" del - "nice one bruv'

you're not the only one! thank fuck for that.

must have been birds of prey. shocking tweetment

The Scottish league is one of the worst in Europe. Shame for them like as it was belter in the 80s.

not that i wouldn't still hit it like.

maybe not wonky but not the best. she should be having a word with her surgeon tbh

good, hopefully the rest of the dead wood will follow

fucking hell, a cunt-off between those two. all set up for a photo finish

more evidence that the club isn't prepared to pay the going rate for top players. barton was rubbish at first but he's been one of the players of the season and has earned a new contract. not that any of that matters to the arseholes that run the club. clueless. no doubt the usual idiots will defend the strategy

Better than any of the other strikers on our books, even at 35.

basically, a decent squad addition if the likes of kuqi and lovenkrands are on their way out but you'd want at least one or two more strikesr coming in

i think he's a half decent player with a bit of pace but he's definitely got a touch of the sholas about him. some games he looks good then the next game the ball will bounce off him anytime it goes near him.

The sort of player we might have an outside chance of landing. Would be a good addition

The sort of player we might have an outside chance of landing. Would be a good addition

Been in the toon about 12 hours. Up here for a funeral, sadly. A dear old toon fanatic mate of mine from school died from an anureysum (sp, I'm pissed) at just 32. Anyway, must have spotted at least 12 people wearing thecnew kit in my trip home via the boozer

12th is a fair reflection of our season. The fact that it was so close shows it could have been much worse and that we could struggle next season without proper investment in the playing staff. Still, considering everything that's gone on this season from the pointless sacking of hughton to selling carroll without replacing him and making profits on players, it's a pretty good effort. The playing staff have overachieved, despite the owners best efforts to fuck it all up.

Aye, a fucking pharoe island international, probably, knowing Ashley.

He wasn't saying he was a Nazi. Read it again. You can be hard work. Sheesh... Whats he saying that I'm missing then? He's a massive tosser, a below par director, rightly kicked out of the festival for idiotic comments.

Parky, any moron that states publicly that they are a Nazi and understand and sympathise with Hitler deserves all the stick he's got. Artist or not, he'd be in serious shit sounding off like that in Germany.

So you think it's ok to be a Nazi and an anti semite?

He's a player of average ability that hasn't quite lived up to the early hype. Nice to have a Geordie in the team but he hasn't done enough to cement a starting spot over the years.

Chavs that listen to music out of their mobile phone speakers on a crowded train. Since when did that become ok? The bus lane on the m4. Why? The northern line. People that pronounce the letter h, "haitch" Point scorers who feel the need to prove they were right about everything.

In - Samba, van ahnholt, crouch, kranjcar, Adam, ba, Bellamy Out - smith, Guthrie, kuqi, lovenkrands Harper Simpson samba. Collocini. Enrique Tiote Barton. Kranjcar Ben arfa Crouch Bellamy Bench Adam, Nolan, shola, Taylor, jonas, krul, van ahnholt