Dr Gloom

running man. dated as fuck but still canny

electric razors are for homos

fed up. house sale/purchase looks like falling through. pregnant wife stressed out about not knowing where we're going to be living with two months to go until baby comes. weather rubbish, england struggling in the cricket. all i need now is a loss to birmingham to complete a fairly shit weekend

morrisey is a twat but they did some great tunes

well that's this test gone. roll on melborne. england's batters proving yet again that they're no good on a bouncy wicket that offers something for the bowlers. credit to australia though. only pietersen's wicket was a really cheap one. another failure from collingwood. i wonder whether they might look to morgan to come in at 6 and bump bell up to 5.

bye bye gooners. the others have got a god chance of getting through

2 albums that scream college years to me. same. that finlay quaye album was a great one for bunning weed and playing cham man to

i went to see carter at the brixton academy recently for a laugh. i'm sure they didn't seem quite as crap when i was 13. horrendous crowd too. i don't think i've ever seen as many unattractive people under one roof

i saw linford christie outside fenwick's when i was a kid. i asked him for an autograph and he refused....twat

i've got their first three albums and they're good but i reckon they're a bit over rated. i always found it weird that they exploded in america in the 90s when the likes of blur and oasis and all the other other brit pop acts struggled over there. i think of all the bands of that era, blur are the ones that have released the best collection of albums over the years.

i produced a video interview with tony blair. beat that mother fuckers

Bit of a fight back from our bowlers. Thing is that this WACa pitch isn't that quick. The battings jus been poor and annoyingly Johnson found his best form in years

It's not so much Khan's chin, just Mayweather would counter the fuck out of him, and Khan would struggle to land punches on pretty boy floyd money mayweather the second. Too good for Amir. Wish MW and Pac would sort their fucking fight out and get on with it. I would pay top dollar to see that. Its the fight they have to make. If Kahn and pacman both beat maywheather, could they fight each other? How would that work given Freddie roach trains them both?

just watching highlights now. funny seeing jimmy telling mitchell johnson to pipe down. fair play papa for staying up till 7.30am on a school night. i'm going to stay up for the late one tomorrow. the 2.30 starts are too much for me though. got to be at work at 8am

I knew a man who poisoned his wife with a pair of scissors. He gave her arsenic.

i always preferred this one. look at both their expressions man

I can't get this image out of my head That checkie sounds a total jobsworth mind.

for parklife: for leazesmag: for christmas tree

I dont think he's finished just yet but he looked poor the last couple of games

Very much so. They reckon they've had 10's of thousands of requests to start a message board and have refused. What harm would it do. Only thing I like about how they come across is they think Steve Wraith is a tool, in fact I had some ITK off Biffa by email when telling me he'd been sacked from his fans liaison position before it even came out. 4 or 5 years ago that. They were involved when the very first "Toontastic" was set up ages ago, but distanced themselves after a couple of weeks when they didn't like what was written there and associated with them IIRC. That's how I found this place - they had a link to it on their home page skyline

Besides pards will tap up marlon and mullins before long so no need to panic

Let's not panic just yet eh? He's got to get a job somewhere else first before we start worrying about him poaching players

Bloody hell - 78 not out? That's a good innings and is it a toontastic record?

I like their match reports too

harsh! They still capture the mood from time to time if you ask me.