Dr Gloom

just read stephen king's misery. i've never been so shit scared by a book. i actually couldn't get to sleep one night. the chapter when she saws his foot off

correct, although i'd keep emre as a reserve centre mid. he's not as bad as some make out.

Good post. IMO we should have gone the extra mile to sign both these players Don't suppose it will change some "opinions" that the clubs current transfer policy of bringing in 17 year old kids and hoping to gain success on the cheap is the way to go instead. Mind boggling. Still, Alex Ferguson has spent a lot of money, as have the other trophy winning clubs, but I'm sure those who agree that buying cheap shite is the way forward You reckon?

Smith? hes playin for his place unlike most others is that what you call it ? playing for a move to a championship club more like it. how many goals has he got again for us? oh yeah ...

emre is more creative than anyone else we've got in the middle of the park. not to say that he shouldn't be replaced in the long term but he's our best bet in that position until the next transfer window. i'm still hopeful he can contibute something. like others have said, he's got the touch and technique but needs to stay fit and find more consistency. a few goals from central midfield wouldn't hurt either. back on topic - putting the doom and gloom aside....we should have just enough to avoid relegation

i hate this series.....and yet i watch it every week

despite his obvious limitations, martins has still been our best striker of the past couple of years. and we're not exactly banging them in at the moment so it will be good to have him back.

yes. it would be a fucking nightmare. you just have to look at what's happened to other big clubs that have gone down like leeds and wednesday.

Sounds like the perfect Sunday like. anything to prolong the fear of having to go back to work on monday

entourage. best us sitcom since curb your enthusiasm

haven't watched eastenders since i was a student

lazy sundays. fried breakfast followed by coffee, spliffs, sunday papers, a sunday roast, a nap on the couch and then a film in the evening. superb

exactly. keegan said as much a few days ago. it doesn't look like any of his targets facnied joining us. any signings would have been panic buys. i think he was right not to go in for defoe.

shame really as i thought he looked alright early doors.

step forward...peter ramage

haven't seen it but i don't mind ross kemp on gangs the one in el salvador was mint

you're a lucky sod if you enjoy your job.

the black skeletor?

This ones even worse than the Sib window that was acutally quite funny in the end

fuck me this is depressing. can anyone remember the last window where they were genuinely happy with the outcome and optimistic about the season ahead? i'd say the summer we signed owen and solano but look how that one turned out...

opening the door for benjani's move to man city?

Zero pace in midfield like. wright philips and young on the bench if required. i'm surprised lennon didn't make the squad actually. fm-tastic how would you line them up?

--------------------------------David James Micah Richards------Rio Ferdinand---------Ledley King --------Wayne Bridge David Bentley-------Steven Gerrard----Owen Hargreaves-------Joe Cole ----------------------Wayne Rooney-------Gabriel Agbonlahor

curtis davies?