Dr Gloom

Hopefully a sign of things to come for Manchester reds and they’re shit all season again.

Did you make it to the seahorse? It is a lovely spot, especially at this time of year

I’m hoping Man U continue where they left off last season and are caught up in the relegation battle. Hilarious that so many pundits have them finishing top 4-5 just because they signed a couple of good forwards

So we’re signing three strikers then? Osula is a funny one. Raw he’s but he’s shown glimpses of his potential. Shame not to see him get more of a chance but if the manager doesn’t fancy him he’s a waste of a squad place. Maybe loan him out to see how he develops

Losing to a team they’re likely to be battling for survival with too

I think we could well be active on deadline day, for once

No one’s paying north of £50-60m unless the Saudis do them a favour

of course it’s about money. If it was all about the broken promises and a lack of trust he would have out in a transfer request. Though I’m sure the idea of playing for the champions, who have a much better chance of winning something this season than we do, is also a pull.

no, but if you can potentially get Jackson for the same price, who is a few years younger than Wissa. Agree it’s one or the other. This is Wilson’s replacement. Not Isak’s

Multiple sources reporting our interest: Romano, Talksport, TNT etc

Jackson being heavily linked now. TBH I think he’s pretty good as a replacement for Wilson.

i think isak stays tbh. howe went out of his way to leave the door open in his press conference earlier. hard to see how it goes at this stage.

i haven't seen much of sorloth but his goal record in recent seasons looks good, a goal every other game. he's also a unit at 6ft 4 and unlike wissa he is actually 29

i thought he was a right back, but we've seen so little of him i could be wrong

bit late to the party but dopesick on the oxycontin crisis in america with michael keaton is first class telly

binge-read a few stephen king classics while on holiday: cujo, the dead zone and the long walk.

i still find it hard to imagine isak being reintegrated to the side.

gordon had a canny tournament as a false 9 for the U21s but i agree. i don't think even howe can transform him into a proper CF at PL level

I think there’s a strong chance this happens. The Saudis aren’t known for being pushed around. They’ve been unbelievably compliant so far

PL clubs are having our lives with asking prices. We’re wasting our time before inevitably walking away when the price gets too high. None of them want to deal with us so fuck them. Go shopping in Europe!

Total package is €29 if they activate the option.

This kid is highly rated. I don’t get why we’re not looking at the foreign market more.

wissa's only 5ft 9

the man in the don't know