Dr Gloom

he would have been a good punt - particularly at that price. less than half the amount brentford want for wissa! i don't get why we're not scouring the international market more. maybe we are, i dunno. but there is clearly much better value there

the one bloke who deserves a new contract and a pay rise after having to put up and front up to all of this shit is eddie howe

for real. having said that, we're getting desperate. we cannot go into a CL season without at least one recognised CF i think eddie could improve jackson. he's got the physical attributes but looks a bit of a headless chicken in front of goal. definitely a crash down to earth after all the top strikers we've been linked with this summer. never known a transfer window like it - exhausting to be invested in it.

would we all still say no to jackson at this stage?

we can’t even post any jokes about getting DCL as Leeds have already got him

that would be a full house of "big six" clubs gazumping us this window

isn't that ramos from psg available for £60m. he may not be attainable for us but no way is wissa worth the same as that kid. i would go for tony at this stage. he's surely going to fancy CL in a world cup year.

"we are united" and "get into them" will do

wish i was going on monday. atmosphere will be febrile.

that's the most surprising/disappointing thing about the whole affair. he seemed like a really nice bloke when interviewed. turns out he's a total douche

waits for "you are fake news" gif

looks like i'm following the wrong account then. as you were

Elanga posting some cryptic shit about his new employer, probably not advisable

we could bid for a striker again in january but it would leave us relying on wissa and gordon/osula until then, which is a massive punt with l the extra fixtures

basically calling Isak a liar

I really hope we smash this season, starting with Liverpool on Monday, and Isak is forced to watch on, wonder what might have been and regret his life choices

That’s not what the Liverpool supporters from the US and Africa would have you believe in their social media posts

he’s just reporting what people inside the club are telling him. That’s the line, even if it is obvious. It’s nice to know what the club’s postion is and it’s his job to inform us of it. What would you prefer he did?

that’s a pretty typical turn of phrase when quoting a source who wishes to remain anonymous

Yeah, good on them - and why would you sign a new CF you don’t want just because a player, his agent and a rival club are trying to bully you into it?

we still need to sign two new strikers for that to happen though