Dr Gloom

That’s when you know you spend too much time on a message board: repeating someone else’s quip, not realising this is the place you heard it

One of life’s great mysteries, that place. Not least the fact there’s usually a queue to get into a shop where you can buy confectionery available in motorway service stations the length of the country

cunt

he’s going nowhere. He seems genuinely humbled by our reaction to his ban and determined to pay us back. And he’s starting to look like the £50m player we thought we were signing. Chuffed for him. We noticeably improved after he came on yesterday. He’s become a really important player and gives our midfield the balance it lacked previously. Bournemouth aside, teams are no longer finding those gaps between our midfield and defence that were sometimes exploited last season and at times earlier this season.

i liked his shush, I’m not listening celebration after his second. Perfect response to vile abuse

Pipe down wykipoopy (or whatever it is he calls you)

Toontastic etiquette demands the thread is unlocked. LTA is on a one game winning streak. The snuggle bunnies must get a chance to keep it going against Man City. However, the win was also secured with you editing the post to include correct kick off tags. So you’re both right. As long as we keep winning games of football. Toontastic etiquette is like Chinese writing - I don’t understand it

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ah - I loved that show. Proper nostalgia trip and a show stopping finale. Glad you enjoyed it man

look mate, it’s who they are. It’s who they are

Our lads might want it more than their theirs. They should still be fighting on three or four fronts and might expect to be able to turn up and beat us. I just hope we attack the final like we did against arsenal on Wednesday

yeah, he seems alright but it’s easy not to be a cunt when your’re winning every week. Let’s see if he turns into a Klopp or Arteta style twat when things drop off for them. It will happen at some point. Eddie is a class act in good times and bad

I just hope we don’t bottle it like the last three trips to Wembley. It’s no disgrace to lose to Liverpool in a cup final. Just have a go like we have done against all the “big” clubs this season. We’ll need some luck with injuries and form leading up to this but just give them a game and don’t be overawed by the occasion. They’re favourites but we can beat them.

There isn’t a team I’d rather beat more in a cup final

Shocking defending for Liverpool’s third

blatant elbow but exactly the sort of red card they wouldn’t dare give at anfield

I enjoyed watching a few of the AFTV videos on my train back today. They were all more gracious in defeat than usual, mainly because that div Ty didn’t feature, admitting the better team won and that Howe has Arteta’s number

Come back when you’ve chalked up 20 years 🤪

I don’t think we have the depth to play that system week in week out. Great plan B though. Looked like we played it every week mind, every man knew his job

a rare case who slipped through the net after surviving the initiation of abuse

he’s got the skill, pace, work rate and he’s got the numbers. Superb player

Two cup finals and a champions league finish in three seasons. Despite all the PSR shite designed to stop us. Eddie you fucking legend.

Ah, with you now

I didn’t get your post.