Dr Gloom

if they're serious about getting him we become massive underdogs. it's all good though. there are other fish in the sea

oh well, that was fun while it lasted

the comments online are insane. they can't fathom that little old newcastle are building a squad to compete. they still think we're here to make up the numbers and are certain that if we get ekitke they get isak this window. it'll blow their minds if we end up with both of them

i think we want the player and might still get him. if not, we'll move onto the next target. hopefully not DCL. that will be quite anticlimactic after all this. i think isak is the big winner as he'll get a bumper deal off he back of it, probably with a release clause that allows him to leave for £150m next summer if we miss out on CL.

Last week’s weather chat must have shorted something

Oh cod, here we go again. Gemmill can’t react via the medium of gaming updates now the board is back LONG LIVE TOONTASTIC

Dougle stepping back into toontastic like

yeah, maybe. whatever the reason we weren't involved in anywhere near as many sagas or cases of gazumping as we have been the past year or so

i much preferred the days when amanda was overseeing transfers. our deals would be first reported only when they were all but wrapped up. everything seems to have played out in the media for the past year or so.

Mbappe’s not a CF though. If Isak has another 20+ goal season I could see them coming in next summer

we’re going to need a CM now Longstaff is away, unless Howe sees any of the academy players stepping up

i watched him a couple of times last season and was impressed. I can see why they’re asking a fortune for him when PL clubs come in. They know we have all the money. He looked lethal against spurs in the Europa league. Obviously still a gamble. Spurs were shit last season and he’s isn’t tested in the PL, but neither was Isak when we took a punt on him.

I reckon Liverpool want a striker who can hit the ground running in the PL after Nunez flopped. They want Isak but aren’t getting him this summer. Don’t think Ekitike to Newcastle is dead yet

At least the lad’s got good dress sense

Odds on us signing any cunt before the board goes down for maintenance?

Elliot looks a good technical player to me. Srill very young and I imagine Howe could massively improve him too. I think he’d be a good buy if one of willock or Sean leave plus he can cover loads of postions

isn’t that connected to PSR/APT though? The Saudis aren’t allowed to just pump their billions into the club either through the ownership or related parties so delaying the payments means we have more cash to spend this window? Forgive my rudimentary understanding of all this. I fucking hate this craic tbh