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I always eat the crusts off a sarnie first then the nice middle bit. You can all sleep easily now...

What job does she do? Is it reasonable that her boss may need to contact her on her time off?

You spanner

I think that just about sums him up! Cheers

I'm the same as you pet. Lived in Manchester for 10 years so (especially when I first came back) a bit of Manc creeps in from time to time. Still get in trouble from my brother for saying things like 'butties' and 'brew' although I've been back down there twice in the last month and it's dead easy to slip back into it, especially when I was out with Sammy and his Liam Gallagher tones...

To be fair, that is what Fish sounds like - even if it is a bit Alan Partridge

Fuck him, it's no more than he deserves for being a thoroughly unprofessional, egotistical, brainless loose cannon. Him and Terry are cut from the same cloth; they truly believe they're more important than any team they have the privilege of playing for and they need taking down a peg or two. If I used the c-word, I'd use it to describe Barton in a second.

I think DIY SOS is going to make me cry again...

Henda - done.

Bloody hell KCG, have you mentioned any of this before on here?

I'm all about the power ballads!

Fraggle has gone to gran's for the day and I've got the sunshine to myself for the whooole day. Ah peace....

Neigh, I don't think so....

Did Jedward get through?

Purely to wind up the people who think its a waste of time Later on today Didier Drogba will run with the torch and then Zara Phillips will take the torch into Cheltenham on horseback www.bbc.co.uk/torchrelay

Nope, not me I quite like Vienna by Ultravox if that helps any?

Have I just been whooshed?

He could read the phone book to me and I'd be quite happy

Whatever

Oh stop being so bloody miserable, the lot of you. It's nice to have a bit of community spirit in the country

The bloke that undoubtably works harder than anyone else to keep this board running and looking damn fiiiine, and also has the gorgeousest voice on here Happy birthday lovely x

Are they on your kitchen bench? I wouldn't have that like; I'd make you stick them in the airing cupboard where I wouldn't have to look at them

Don't know about his hair but he must spend his life just hanging around waiting for pop stars to die cos its the only time anyone sees him on the telly these days.

Alex sounds a bit like Stevie.