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Had spaghetti bolognaise at 2am - that's as exciting as it's been so far. However there's still 4hrs left for something ruptured and vascular to crash through the doors..

You'd need a funnel I suspect, and tipped at a funny angle..

Up the arse? That would be a novel way to drink it!

Coffee. Not your average coffee, but shitty, cheap sachets of work coffee. Bleurgh..

Always turnips when I was a kid. The first time I ever bought a pumpkin was 2 years ago for the bairns first hallowe'en, and only because they were right inside the door at Asda..

I don't think she's taking much mat leave actually. We met up a couple of weeks ago for coffee and she was saying that although she'll be up here rather than in London for a while, she'll still be doing work-stuff with meetings etc. It sounded far from idyllic anyway.

Congratulations to Ms Biddy once again as she had a baby girl yesterday. So not just our own Superwoman any more, but a Supermam

Just had my flu jab and my arm knacks. That's all..

Sorry, did someone say something....?

Huge congrats Luke. I've never had to do it but I know the FRCA takes over your life completely and I'm chuffed to bits for you. Are you doing crash obstetrics yet?

I think they were offered a date for next summer for the surgery which they accepted based on the fact that they thought it would take them that long to raise the money and also that it could be done in the 6 weeks holidays to try and minimise the disruption to Ria's schooling etc. I think they're going to have to be in the USA for about a month for the surgery itself and initial rehab. I'm not sure whether they can bring that forward or not..

£41,260.22 A message from Mich.. "Thank you for everybody who has helped Ria's Rainbow get to this fantastic amount, we really did not think we would have this much at this point, and getting to 50,000 felt impossible. It is all so real now!!! A huge thank you to you all from the bottom of our hearts, Paul Michelle and Ria xxxx"

Hush, don't tell anyone!

Had a mini TT get-together with JawD, pud, Ellie, a couple of crazy children, several balloons, a football and lots of technical equipment...

23 years old. January - moved into my first house ( ie not with parents or in the nurses home of a hospital) Feb - got engaged March - Qualified as a nurse Rest of the year - probably planning the wedding and shitting myself at being qualified.

You boys who stand up to wipe and wipe back to front are filthy scruffs and deviants.

Oh shut up.

Useless fact - Impala have markings on their bum which look like the McDonalds 'M'

Ostrich is tasty! I was happy to eat some in South Africa after spending the day with the evil fuckers

I defy anyone not to get tears in their eyes..

Does J go to littlekickers? No, it's something my uncle told me about ages ago but I'd forgotten about it until you asked. No doubt once I mention it to his daddy he may well have a closer look though!

The Inspiron 15R. Spent ages messing around with them all but kept coming back to this one. I had a list of jobs to do when I got home and it's all gone out of the window cos I'm too busy playing with it before the toddler creature gets home from nursery

Bought a shiny new laptop, some winter clothes and a gingerbread man from Greggs.

Btw, Joseph is completely right-footed, but seems to be pretty good. Maybe they'll be in competition for a first-team place in 16yrs time

There is a scheme called Little Kickers which I think takes kids from the age of 18 months. Do a search on the 'sign up' tab to see where it is near you and you could at least go along and see what it's all about. http://www.littlekickers.co.uk/index.aspx