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What's all that about, you crazy bastard? Is this an organised trek for charity or something? I think he's doing it for Macmillan cancer care.

I'd have to leave out the pepper but otherwise that sounds lush.

I arrived at work tonight to discover the Christmas rota has been done. I'm working nightshifts on the 25th, 26th and 27th Dec then the 1st, 2nd and 3rd Jan. This gives me Christmas eve and new years eve off which I'm quite pleased about. Plus most of them are bank holidays with Christmas being a weekend so bring on the extra pennies!

Working tonight and Saturday night then going to see Alan Carr on Sunday.

It's to do with what the cows graze on in the Alpine foothills: thistles, wild herbs and flowers. "Sweet Bavarian butter straight from the foothills of the Alps. This flavor is impossible to duplicate in American made butters. Delicious on bread or for any recipe calling for butter. Use it for baking and cooking to give all your recipes that extra special flavor. Once you've switched to German Butter, there's no going back. The reason German butter tastes so delicious? It contains 80% "less" water. " http://www.germandel...m/mealbu12.html I think I might struggle to find that in Seaham.

I have one side of my nose blocked permanently and its been like that since I was a kid which means I breathe through my mouth a lot of the time. I need a septoplasty but have seen far too many of them done, and frankly the thought of them chiselling up my nose with a hammer is something I don't really fancy.

Howay man, Jan. It's survival in the most inhospitable, bleakest part of the planet - how do you think they eat? It's not Disney! Alex, aye it's on iplayer now.

That smiley is creepy as fuck

Shove it up your arse Topical, I suppose. You took that well… Fnarr Fnarr gak. Can't be bothered to fight with anyone tonight.

Shove it up your arse Topical, I suppose.

10 mins into extra time. BB just gone 3-2 up...

Simply awesome. In the true sense of the word.

For any fans of David Attenborough, this is on at 9pm on BBC1. I'm hoping it'll be as spectacular as all of his other series.

Can you keep the Gadaffi stuff to it's own thread pls, thanks.

Why would they do that?

There you go, it needed to be done and it wasn't so bad

Childrens shoes! He's 2 years old and his winter shoes have just cost £34. The woman at the shop reckons they'll last him "6-8 weeks" Ahahahaaa! He'll be in them til he needs flip-flops, believe me...

Yeah, my uncle has been in the force a long time and I've told our kid to ring him. Loving the anaesthetic idea. Or maybe an awake fibreoptic..

If he ever needs an anaesthetic I hope I'm on duty. Obviously I can't and wouldn't cause him and harm whatsoever but just before I put him to sleep I'll just quietly tell him who I am

It's shit, isn't it? I really try to believe in karma and that people will end up getting whatever it is they deserve in the end but it's so frustrating. Maybe you should have pressed charges but he'd probably get told to make up a story and get off with it in the end. I didn't mean for bro to tell the police so they could go round (I don't for a minute think they would - they've far more important things to be doing) just so maybe there's a record of a threat being made. I dunno. I suppose anyone could go to the police and say that so-and-so threatened me etc.. I'm just fucked off that he's still able to mess up peoples lives.

Well, who would have thought I'd be resurrecting this thread 5 years after the original post... Bro went out with dad last night and guess who was in the pub (not the same pub as the original incident) Dad warned PJ that dickhead was in but bro just let it go over his head. Dad and his mates said they were going to the place next door and PJ said he'd follow on after he'd finished his pint. Soon as dad left the dickhead made a beeline for him and said "You tried to get me locked up" Bro replied with "Yes, well you knocked me out." After a few words back and forth, dickhead threatened him with 'finishing the job properly next time' before retreating back and chucking filthy looks our kids way from the comfort of his friends. Apparently he's still a notorious arsehole, but obviously no-one has done anything about it because he's still wandering the streets looking for bother. Anyone think it's worth the bairn tipping off the police that a threat has been made in case anything does happen in the future, or am I just being over-protective big sis again. After the last debacle of justice I have no faith left, but it might just help if anything does happen. Thoughts?

Had spaghetti bolognaise at 2am - that's as exciting as it's been so far. However there's still 4hrs left for something ruptured and vascular to crash through the doors..

You'd need a funnel I suspect, and tipped at a funny angle..

Up the arse? That would be a novel way to drink it!

Coffee. Not your average coffee, but shitty, cheap sachets of work coffee. Bleurgh..