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It was fab thanks! I blind baked the pastry using the 2 tins and it worked perfectly so thank you for your culinary expertise And then Joseph and I practically made ourselves sick by eating it cos no-one else does cake round here

I'm not having a whole stottie!

I'm going to have roast pork and stuffing on stottie for my tea cos I'm a bamp and can't be arsed to cook anything.

In fact I would go as far as to say that it makes me laugh more than anything else on telly

I love Celebrity Juice like. Anyone who hasn't seen the episode with Ant and Dec from a couple of weeks ago should find it.

RobW-tastic anecdote there Aye, it was a bit. My ex-husband nearly got kidnapped by a lunatic in Acapulco. Said loony pulled up next to him as my ex was walking to the shop and asked him to help with some English translation on his radio. He opened his car door and tried to bundle him into the car and hubby just ran as fast as he could. I felt quite guilty cos I'd sent him to the shop for some chocolate

The thought of drinking tomato juice just makes me want to puke. It's fine in tins of tomatoes but that's it!

I've been to Acapulco and they're all fucking mentalists

I've seen Ellie's post on Facebook so I know the extent of the disruption this call is responsible for

I'm not quite sure how to take that having 4 cats.... Don't worry, it only works for people I hate. I'm not gonna start stalking women much older than me purely based on their pets. Yet. How man, cool it with the "much older" shit!

I'm not quite sure how to take that having 4 cats....

It's all very superficial cos I'm talking about Robbie Savage. Absolutely detested him as a pretty boy, dirty, cheating footballer but having seen several interviews and stuff from Strictly Come Dancing in the last few weeks I can't help but like him. He thinks he's lush and loves his hair and teeth but genuinely seems like a nice bloke and I hate it!!

Please keep your missus'ssss boobs to herself!

Bloody fireworks. The bairn is crying and the cats are in a constant state of wide-eyed suspicion.

I'd rather stick pins in my eyes!

I'm full of snot.

You need to be careful around magnets too, which is a bit random. And if you get dizzy when using an electric toothbrush you might have to swap to a normal one.

I've bought him 4 cans of Ace lager to make up for it.

Oh no! I couldn't decide what colour stilletoes to wear with my ra-ra skirt and batwing jumper. By the time I got there I thought I'd been stood up

Though you already had. Maybe I have She's known over here to be a 'nobody' from Mossley in Manchester which is right where I lived for 10 years or so!

Can't help you, Bev. I don't do nuts at all. Interpret that as you will

Mind, If Josh knocked on my door he'd get a very special treat Filthy girl!

Mel Sykes? I would tbh..

Tangled. Disney perfection

PM me your address and there'll be a weeks supply on their way! I discovered it's not 20 we've got, but 40.