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The bairn stayed at my mams last night and I had 8hrs straight sleep for the first time in ages. Can't remember the last time I woke up at 10am of my own accord without a little voice asking me for Toy Story at 6.30am and climbing into bed with me. Plus we went to a mackem wedding yesterday. I honestly couldn't understand half of what some people said last night, but then we were in Blackhall

Stupid twat dropped his mobile, which was a shitty old Nokia clearly not been nicked and his baseball cap. Police reckon they're lifting with forensic evidence. I was just going to ask whether the police got them or not. Sounds like they've got a lot of evidence and hopefully it's just a matter of time. What goes around comes around. You're both safe and that really is the most important thing. It does make your blood boil to think there are scum around doing stuff like this though so I can understand your anger and frustration.

Fucking hell Craig, that's awful. It's easy to think about what you would have done after the event but the most important thing is that you're both safe. It must have been scary as hell though. Is J ok?

Canny mood actually. Other half's sister is a hairdresser so just been to be cut and coloured and feel much better for it. Got a family wedding tomorrow (his side) so it made me laugh as I was leaving when my sis-in-law said she was waiting for her mam to come round to have her tash waxed Plus, the blonde me has all gone. It's dark. It's as dark as it's ever been. It's still going to be a shock in the morning when I see it in the bathroom mirror but I think I like it.

Read the opening post and it might give you a little clue.

In the meantime get your lad to give you a clip if he comes in and his tea's not ready and all the brass hasn't been polished. Just to get the feel for the lifestyle like, y'knaa? And you'll have to trade the cats in for dags. No chance. I'll just put them on little leads and they can toddle alongside, although knowing them lazy bastards they'll just sleep on a tassled velour cushion in the back somewhere.

Should get a bit at the w/e as well. Shell filled me in. There is muchos excitement round their way

I love this

£29,468.41 officially banked. £2000 still to be banked in the next few days.

40 again today Happy birthday my lovely xx

I would love to be able to do that sometimes..

I wanted to be a gypsy when I was little. I just wanted the horse and gypsy caravan, hoopy earrings, floaty skirt and the freedom to go wherever I pleased. Could still fancy it actually

The website hasn't been updated for a while as it's just run by a friend of the family. I have just found out from Michelle that the total as of today is around £29,000 Thank you for whatever part you played in that

And PJ Harvey has won it apparently..

I really hope you've showered by now! I thought that Adonis-like figure just came naturally to you anyway

I'm not sure but I'll find out..

A bat?!

Thank you Brock! She's just precious, isn't she? There are amazing things going on behind the scenes thanks to someone on here and I can't thank them enough. Got a message from Michelle last night and she's truly grateful to all of you. Hopefully everyone who has donated so far has has an e-mail from either Ria's mam or grandma (Carol).

Devon, TR is dishing out BJs so I thought, " Well, I'm just passing…" Should't that be "I'm just coming?" Men usually do that after the sexual act, not before. I just meant that he was on his way to Devon. I've no idea what your filthy mind is thinking of... Apologies, Toonraider has warped my mind beyond recognition. Honestly, she's such a harlot...

Devon, TR is dishing out BJs so I thought, " Well, I'm just passing…" Should't that be "I'm just coming?" Men usually do that after the sexual act, not before. I just meant that he was on his way to Devon. I've no idea what your filthy mind is thinking of...

Devon, TR is dishing out BJs so I thought, " Well, I'm just passing…" Should't that be "I'm just coming?"

I'd best warn the neighbours Aye, tell them Hurricane Fist is approaching , it might get blowy. I'm only doing this cause Snakey is feeling his age-clicky What a fucking image "Happy birthday" pet!

Had that a while ago. Although it was dead, but I just hovered around it and prodded it with kitchen tongs for about 10 minutes to make sure. Also, the most horrendous noise I've ever heard is a frog squeal. Sounds like a Xenomorph. I don't like that!

When I was pregnant we decided not to find out what sex the baby was. With me doing anaesthetics at work, I would do caesarians a lot and would randomly text names to Marc when we had new babies to see if he liked the names or not. This particular day the mam and dad had chosen the name 'Charlotte' for their little girl so I just sent a text out of the blue late one night that said "What about Charlotte?" I think he'd had a couple of beers, was watching the footy and obviously didn't have a clue what I was talking about and the text I got in reply said "Do you mean shallots? They're like little onions. Other than that I've no idea what you mean babe..." It just amused me at the time, although it's now completely out of date

My mam and dads cat brought my dad a live frog once and dropped it at dad's feet. He thought it was dead til he bent down to pick it up and it did a giant hop. My dad nearly shit himself