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Looked a bit jowly to me. Needs to lay off the mince pies this Christmas. I've made him some gingerbread for when he gets home tonight He'll have to sing for it mind...

Hellooooooooooo Mr Buble!

What's it worth?

Don't blame you at all. Can I have your ticket, then? They're struggling to get rid of tickets, I believe. If it sells out there should be nigh on 150 pissed-up nurses, all in very few clothes in one room. I'm missing a trick here - it's one of my mates who is organising it and I'm sure she wouldn't notice a few non-medical types if they snuck in. I could make a fortune!

Brock that sounds amazing, although I think I'll use ginger biscuits for the base. Looks like a trial run is in order just to make absolutely sure I get it right for Christmas day

Thank you!

Can anyone put Santa hats on Joseph and I please?

Going to make gingerbread and a banana loaf tomorrow I think. Anyone got a tried and tested recipe for either key lime pie or banoffee pie? Working Christmas day so we're bringing nice things in and I said I'd do pudding.

None of my 4 cats have an advent calendar, however my son has 2. No decorations up here as yet because we're getting the central heating flushed tomorrow and all the radiators have to come off the walls so it'll be carnage. I'm conveniently going into Newcastle for the day to soak up some Christmas atmosphere and hopefully it'll all be done by the time I get home. Going to spend tomorrow evening with pretty, twinkly Christmas lights, watching X-Factor and wrapping Santa presents. Making gingerbread and putting the tree up on Sunday, and I'm waiting for a special parcel to arrive with lots of beautiful handmade Christmas things for my fireplace - all made by a fab friend of mine, Very festive

Our works do is at the Centre for Life next weekend. I offered to do the nightshift for a bit of overtime so I don't have to put up with the fake-tan-and-false-eyelash brigade and pissed-up, lecherous doctors.

I was a tree. Since when was a fucking tree mentioned in the nativity?!

You do a class job pet, you're much braver and more noble than 90% of people on here or anywhere else in life, you help people, and you're a little saint. Whatever happened, I hope you're alright. Stop it or I'll cry again! Genuinely thank you, to wykiki and Tom too. It can be the best job in the world when things go well and the worst when they don't. Tonight is another night..

Just had probably the worst night of my career. Feeling fucking helpless.

Snot a problem

Congratulations Ritchie. You should be massively proud!

Another one cured! Marvellous...

Paracetamol just tends to take the edge off a thumping headache but if you haven't got one then you don't need it! Fluids-wise, try and have milk or orange juice as well as just water. Personally I'd just go to bed and sleep through it.

You'd be just as well having some cereal or toast tbh. Have you had paracetamol and shitloads of fluids?

Have you eaten anything today?

Uh-oh! 1 glass of champagne = hangover alert!

Bah humbug

Courtesy of my brother.. My wife called me a "sick and twisted" pervert earlier after she went upstairs to use the computer and found semen on the mouse. "Our children touch that!!" she screamed at me. To be fair though, the sawdust had soaked most of it up and they're due to clean the little bastard out anyway...

My cups have been spilling over for years tbh..