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I survived my first dayshift in a year and a half. Left the house at 6.40am and got home at 8.30pm. Ironically, it feels longer than when I do it the other way round..

I'm on days at work tomorrow. DAYS!! ffs. It's going to fucking kill me to get up at 6am. Bloody idiots. I really ought to go to bed.

Welsh lass? I think I know her. surely thats unlikely, that you and her have crossed paths. Well that's just getting personal. Sounds like a drag act

Trouble, definitely.

Being grown-up is overrated

I'm taking the tele back... I want one of those! It only cost 5 English pounds, which is a teeny bit cheaper than your telly!

Today I bought a Mater truck (Cars) which travels the whole length of the house when you rev it up. It's class

there is lots of c-words chief, to which c-word are you referring to? That nasty one that us ladies aren't that partial to.. at first I thought you ment cleaning then tecato cleared it up for me. I'm a fan of using it in a joking sense but the girlfriend doesny like me using the word at all I think its cause shes a c-word You're obviously quite the charmer aswell!

there is lots of c-words chief, to which c-word are you referring to? That nasty one that us ladies aren't that partial to..

Welcome What is your opinion on the use of the c-word?

Aaaaaaaaaand so is the crumble!

Does anyone have a spare invite so I can have a look at this please?

I'd much rather you just asked - I'm used to you being moany and pathetic However I'm just off to bed so if you need owt it'll have to wait til 5 pm..

It's hard to get to someones glutes when they're lying on their back anaesthetised Maybe I should've said 'the biggest muscle that is easily accessible..' The 'definitely is' comment was to deter Dave from using any innuendo with regards to large muscles...

Can you not get one of your wenches to do a shop for you? You need to be eating something if you're having Ibuprofen.

Oh absolutely

Children are so bloody insolent these days!

I saw that on the news at work this morning. Couldn't get the image of officer Goody out of my head

You're a very disturbed young man, Kevin.

How are you doing, anyway? Did it go okay?

I'm sure they've seen perfection like yours many times before

It's so they could put a sticky pad on your thigh called a diathermy plate. We use diathermy to either cut tissue or cauterise bleeding vessels and it's electrical so the plate has to sit over a muscle. The thigh muscle is the biggest (no, it definitely is!) so they shave the spot to ensure good contact with the skin.

Watching that man upset me more than anything else I've seen over the past week. His dignity was heartbreaking.

Awful, wasn't it?

Fine, upstanding teenage citizens of Manc on Sky news just then. "So why are you here then?" "Well this is payback innit.. we can do what we like tonight." "So what is it you're doing?" "Gettin' pissed!" Brilliant.