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Fucking hell, it's brain of Britain with attitude. Do you have Tourettes or is it a conscious effort that leads you to being this delighful?

Happy Birthday!!!!!

Every time I eat bread and jam I get hiccups.

If I lost an inch I'd be a lesbian ! poor you... Don't feel sorry for him - he'd probably turn himself on!

I've now seen the pic and she's a little cracker with mad hair. Lush

Though to be fair, you only brought three items of clothing back with you... True And I only brought them back because I'd borrowed them from other people else they'd have been discarded in various parts of Africa like the rest of my stuff and replaced with fine wine, hand made candles and many cuddly/wooden animals Thanks again for your company yesterday. If I'd sat in Starbucks any longer I'd have either fallen asleep or cried. Got on the flight up to Newcastle, don't remember taking off and woke up as they announced we were landing - class

welcome back.. Cheers babe How's things with you? Are you a bit smilier? I've already done all my washing. On a mission so I can have an evening of good food, good wine and good company

I used to as well when I lived in Heaton, but it's a nightmare now, it's a right bastard the one to park outside of in Hartlepool. Always meant to ask this 2J but why the fuck are you in Hartlepool? Because that's where I'm from! Quite close to your Mackem relatives in Hougton-Le-Spring! Although can I fuck pronounce it! Don't worry - neither can Sammy. I've got a new mantra: Howton-Now Brown Cow.

Unpacking

I used to as well when I lived in Heaton, but it's a nightmare now, it's a right bastard the one to park outside of in Hartlepool. Always meant to ask this 2J but why the fuck are you in Hartlepool? Because that's where I'm from! Quite close to your Mackem relatives in Hougton-Le-Spring! Although can I fuck pronounce it! Don't worry - neither can Sammy.

Delete some of your PM's you popular bastard.

Possibly a bus depot on fire. Watching Sky News in Cape Town.

Our support is growing!

Okay Matthew

Simone, I bought you a fridge magnet at the top of Table Mountain this morning

Shouldn't you be on holiday's? I am but I woke up too early (it's 5.40am) and thought I'd catch up on e-mails etc. Got a fairly early start as I'm travelling along the Garden Route today so was worried I'd sleep through the alarm Don't you hate that? Have a great day then miss. Look forward to the pics. Cheers pet. Will try and get some good'uns

Shouldn't you be on holiday's? I am but I woke up too early (it's 5.40am) and thought I'd catch up on e-mails etc. Got a fairly early start as I'm travelling along the Garden Route today so was worried I'd sleep through the alarm

It's a school night innit? Shouldn't you be in bed?

It is significantly more effective than screaming and shouting. And we can keep it going for as long as needs be.

Explain yourself

Sooooo, did I miss much? Good game?

Kids from Mukuni Village, Zambia.

Cheers pet. I'm a frustrated amateur photographer these days so I do like snapping away I'll stick the bairns on here actually...

Came across this fella yesterday. Now in Swaziland where it's pissing down and thunderstorming. We're in the middle of nowhere so there's nowt to do

Old people and technology, eh?