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Blyde River Canyon God's Window, Mpumalanga.

If anyone wants it they can PM me. I'm not putting it out to all and sundry

Thats a bloody labrador in Jessa Dene have fun Cheeky I'll post heffalumps, impala and a hippo when the net is being a bit more stable.

Loving every minute pet. How's the bairn? Are you getting any sleep?

I lied. He woke up for a sec then went back to sleep. Gawd, this server is struggling....

Yis Tried to update the blog just now but the server keeps crashing and it can't handle photos. Will keep trying though. And alex - you have to come here, it's amazing. Bumped into a hyena before having a kip under a tree. Luckily I was in a vehicle at the time.

They've already got their shirts Hello from Kruger wildlife reserve in South Africa. Hope you're all behaving

Sorry, am busy

Dear me, I'm overwhelmed with cat-ness! Cheers Berb. I'm heading off on my travels for the best part of a month tomorrow so I shall bid you all farewell now instead of in the morning when I will no doubt be running round like a headless... cat I shall report back when I can and those of you who are keeping up with the travel blog - keep in touch.

Photies please Steve!

You're slipping in your old age! You should have sent the dog after them and nabbed the booze!

Fab, fab, fab news! Much love to Lisa and yourself and give the bairn a cuddle from me.

As Doc Noisewater said, most over-the-counter medicines are pretty rubbish containing not much more than lots of sugar and some paracetamol. Invest in some boiled sweets and man-size tissues (for your runny nose - filthy!) instead.

Workload permitting, I might just take you up on that! Although I suspect the lunch options there will just about stretch to a Boots Meal Deal or something lovingly microwaved by the Eastern Europeans behind the bar at one of the Wetherspoons-a-like drinking establishments. Mind you, after three weeks in Foreign you might be gagging for some pub grub... We can just go to the pub then

That's the trouble when it comes to London, by the time you've schlepped all the way out to Heathrow, Gatwick or Stansted and waited around after checking in in good time, you might as well have taken the train in the first place... Good way to wind up carbon footprint-obsessed friends though. I'm flying out from Gatwick next week and mulled over various options of getting there. It'll now take me about an hour on the plane from Newcastle. And my carbon footprints are going to be all over Africa in the next month Aye, if you're flying on from there and you can get a decent enough price with Jet2, it's always worth going for that and avoiding the hassle of getting from Kings Cross over to Gatwick. Although I'd have come to the station and waved as your train zoomed past. If you're doing nowt on the 15th Nov then come and have lunch with me at Gatwick on my way back. I've got a good few hours wait for my flight back up home

That's the trouble when it comes to London, by the time you've schlepped all the way out to Heathrow, Gatwick or Stansted and waited around after checking in in good time, you might as well have taken the train in the first place... Good way to wind up carbon footprint-obsessed friends though. I'm flying out from Gatwick next week and mulled over various options of getting there. It'll now take me about an hour on the plane from Newcastle. And my carbon footprints are going to be all over Africa in the next month

Just imagine what it was like for everyone else on the coach.

We went from Newcastle to Yugoslavia on a coach when I was 14. Fucking nightmare.

I worked with a doc in Manchester called Dr Payne, and one of my colleagues at present is called Sister De'Ath. "Falling Off A Cliff" by Eileen Dover tbh Well except that's a joke and these people are real.

I worked with a doc in Manchester called Dr Payne, and one of my colleagues at present is called Sister De'Ath.

There's a lass that mrs hips goes to the gym with; I wish she'd get them out! Anyway, back to Wispas....I shall conduct a search this post meridian when I'm oot doing my dad's shopping. I'll report back later. Can I have one please? A WISPA, you filthy man!

You deal in your own truth. You leave mine alone!

It's technically Friday in my house as I've just finished an 84-hour week this morning. Lush.