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I've paid for the big holiday this morning. Ouch

Have a cracking day, you big swot, you!

I'd like to think that if I desperately needed them that my bloke would get them for me without any issues. It's not the most embarrassing thing in the world is it?

One sugar in tea and coffee for me. I can bear coffee without any but not tea

I'm grand thank you Not having my holidays til the end of Oct and I can't wait. Hope things are all good with the job

Whey ya bugger - the wanderer returns! How are you mister?

Snakey is the resident dirty old man

Glasgow mag and Amy Winehouse in the same day ! And it's lottery night too...... surely we couldn't be that lucky? Sorry, I'm going to win it tonight. You'll have to wait til Saturday

She'll die mate, it's nailed on. will she fuck she's got a healthy coke habit which has enabled to sell some records and carve a career out for herself. I for one dont believe everything i read in the papers which may well be encouraged by her record company. She aint the first celebrity to do so and wont be the last, Im sure most people who take coke die She's going to die, let it go bud. Hope she does it before next Saturday to give my fancy dress outfit a bit more oomph my skeleton suit and beehive wig will go down a storm !! Now that we have to see. Photos please!

My cats eat spiders

Unfortunately not

You're being serious, aren't you? The clue's very much in her name

I've not watched any soaps for years.

That's absolutely weird. I text him about 5 minutes ago, just before I logged in here cos I was wondering exactly the same thing myself. I'll let you know if/when he replies.

that's bad luck not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny. What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please If it's a butcher's dustbin down there then I'd rather just sit back and pour myself a hand shandy fwiw. Dear me, you lot are delightful it's just "dirty men talk" Cath...close your eyes !! Boys need to realise that they weren't blessed with the prettiest or most hygenic of appendages either!

that's bad luck not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny. What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please If it's a butcher's dustbin down there then I'd rather just sit back and pour myself a hand shandy fwiw. Dear me, you lot are delightful

Happy birthday dahlings. Hope you have much loveliness planned for this evening

Bon anniversaire monsieur M4!

Not been touched. I don't even have it let alone know how the fuck to use it!

I think my bairn might be possessed

Great Radgina movies would be funnier

I was at a wedding in Cheshire dahhhling. I've not forgotten about your pressie btw. I will send it soon - I promise!

And Girls Aloud were on GMTV this morning! Could Wallivers day get any better?!

That sentence is a grammatical disaster so's your face No, my face is purdy yeah, Joe Purdy! I'm surprised you can remember what my face looks like actually. You're normally staring at my boobs

I've got a lot of admiration for anyone who could do an Open University degree from home. There is absolutely no way I would have the discipline or motivation to do it personally. I would rather mop the kitchen floor and hang out the washing than knuckle down to do that kind of work. Which reminds me.....