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She looks like she's got Ross Noble's face on that first pic

Ah, the Curse Of Size 0. Aint it attractive? Curves are where it's at

Any bloke who chooses a team because of the standard of shops for his WAG is weak and pathetic. If it weren't for their astronomical wages then the lazy bints would have to shop at Next like the rest of us and have to do a day's work.

Just had some holiday approved so I'm disappearing to Viva Espana for a few days next month now Not Benidorm like...

I'm going to end up spending my entire time in South Africa trying not to quote from that episode

Mwah. Muchos gracias chaps.

Sorry to hijack this thread but does anyone know of any airlines that fly Newcastle - Gatwick. I think BA used to but they don't any more

Don't think there's much chance of me getting any sleep any time soon either. The deaf old bloke upstairs has his telly on blasting, is hoovering and has his washer on an'all

How's about the Trent? Just for a change of scenery and that

You too mister. Come back safe xx

CYBERSEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 *takes clothes off and gets webcam set up* I'm ready!!! Knew I could rely on my favourite dirty old man to turn up How are you pet? Just fine and dandy, mon cher, just fine and dandy. Hope you're not feeling too tired after your jaunts across europe! Anyway, now that the webcam's up and running, if you start 'I spy with my little eye, something beginning with P', I'll know EXACTLY what you're looking at you dirty girl!! Petit?

CYBERSEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 *takes clothes off and gets webcam set up* I'm ready!!! Knew I could rely on my favourite dirty old man to turn up How are you pet?

We need a different game for tonight.....

Cold compresses to take the heat out and don't pop the blister.

Internet Explorer pet.

I shall be out beforehand but not after as I'm going to a pahhh-tay. Late kick off means there's plenty time before anyway

Very random, Tom! It was a printer. Durr!

Pert breasts Clue please Close but not right! Erm..... It's on a desk to my left.

I'm sat in an office - so no!

Come play then Cath. What we playing? I spy? Something beginning with 'P'

What are 'the likes of me?' And I dunno - go to bed and see what happens?

Orko would sort him out, nee bother