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Yeah, I know. My tolerance for arrogance and top trumps is just low today. It's not as low as mine. Ahhh feck off!

Yeah, I know. My tolerance for arrogance and top trumps is just low today.

Too many pedantic fuckers desperate to out-do the others in this thread.

Watch it!

Dear me. What the hell is going on? Hope he makes a full and speedy recovery.

*sigh* Watch your language.

Morecambe battering Wolves 3-1 at the mo

Bollocks man - Charlton have scored. Howay man Stockport!

Just following Dyer's lead tbh. Ignore the daft lass lads Fuck off, munchkin (That was me being mature and grown-up btw)

Outstanding maturity being exhibited in these responses. Well done lads!

Panic ye not! I have been away for a few days being a lady of poshness and leisure but I am back. Returned to a couple of unsavoury surprises but all is well my dear! Are you home or are you on a spying mission Mr Hips?

Let's hope he gets the help he needs to realise life is never as bad as it sometimes seems.

Haway then, give us a womans view on things then? Don't try too hard! If you have things in common, can have a laugh and enjoy each others company then it should go swimmingly. Okay, it may be a bit nerve-racking and no-one wants to make an arse of themselves but if you're too busy trying to remember a list of do's and dont's then you'll be a nervous wreck.

Wasn't that 'Gilmore' though but? I don't know tbh, I wouldn't be seen dead watching an Adam Sandler film (unless of course, he was in the safe hands of a director of PT Andersons calibre). Oh I dunno. Generally his stuff makes me chuckle mindlessly. The Waterboy makes me laugh every time I watch it and I'm not sure why.

Wasn't that 'Gilmore' though but?

Agree, it's excellent. A bit different from your run of the mill curry house too. Is that the one towards the bottom of the street as you head down towards Eldon Square? If not which one is that as it looks canny from the outside (sad indictment of the trade but I'm always impressed by an Indian restaurant that doesnt look like complete shit from the street). Anyone in Manchester wants to try Azzurro in West Didsbury. Peerless pasta tbf. For a curry, make it Spicy Hut on Wilmslow Road. I miss chicken kebabs from Camel One And sitting in the park eating kebabs from Abduls at 4am

And I'm there later in the week. Yum.

Any of the liquids/gels in whatever measure can go in your case. If you need to carry anything liquid in your hand luggage it must not exceed 100mls for each item. I flew back from France last week and just put everything in my case to be on the safe side. There's nowt you're going to need in your hand luggage for a 2 1/2 hr flight really. Tell your good lady to put any face cream/perfume in her case cos if it's over 100ml then they will take it off her and I'd be gutted if someone nabbed an expensive bottle of perfume from me

She looks like she's got Ross Noble's face on that first pic

Ah, the Curse Of Size 0. Aint it attractive? Curves are where it's at

Any bloke who chooses a team because of the standard of shops for his WAG is weak and pathetic. If it weren't for their astronomical wages then the lazy bints would have to shop at Next like the rest of us and have to do a day's work.

Just had some holiday approved so I'm disappearing to Viva Espana for a few days next month now Not Benidorm like...

I'm going to end up spending my entire time in South Africa trying not to quote from that episode

Mwah. Muchos gracias chaps.