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Freezing here. I think the man in the hospital boiler room who regulates all the departments must think that theatres are closed at night

Bravo! ...unless you were unconscious by 4pm and the slammers were your breakfast, in which case Boo! Nope. Went to bed after the tequila at about 6.30am, got up for breakfast at 9 and back on champagne at midday. It's kinda catching up now like. I'm knackered.

STOP IT NOW!

Sorry Laz, been away for the weekend so just seen this. No - it's generally done by general surgeons who do lots of other things aswell. They do have specialist endoscopy nurses who's sole job it is to assist/look after the people having cameras shoved up their arses and down their throats all day every day (yes, the scopes are sterilised inbetween )I think I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than do that job. Aye good job because if I walk in there tomorrow and you're stood there'll be hell on I tells ya! 'specially if she's still rat-arsed after her big weekend away. Might struggle to find the right hole I was drinking tequila slammers at 6am on Saturday morning after starting drinking champagne at 2pm the previous day

Sorry Laz, been away for the weekend so just seen this. No - it's generally done by general surgeons who do lots of other things aswell. They do have specialist endoscopy nurses who's sole job it is to assist/look after the people having cameras shoved up their arses and down their throats all day every day (yes, the scopes are sterilised inbetween )I think I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than do that job. Aye good job because if I walk in there tomorrow and you're stood there'll be hell on I tells ya! It can be arranged! I'll bring my own digital camera - see how you like random photos being posted on here

Im back in tomorrow for a short visit but thats a toooootally different thread The one I've just posted in perchance? Good luck if so Ah well, I think I'll go and watch the Holby City repeat then..........

Sorry Laz, been away for the weekend so just seen this. No - it's generally done by general surgeons who do lots of other things aswell. They do have specialist endoscopy nurses who's sole job it is to assist/look after the people having cameras shoved up their arses and down their throats all day every day (yes, the scopes are sterilised inbetween )I think I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than do that job.

No dear, you know loads of dodgy shit on me, its not the same, everybody knows loads of dodgy shit on me, its a national pastime. Those that dont know any just make it up anyway. Why are you not still in hospital? I'm bored and could have done with coming and laughing at you being to tall for your bed

Professional Crazy Cat Lady.

Sorry this is belated, Jilliano - hope you've had a cracking day pet

It's a little Gary Lineker

Nor me. Watched plenty though and if you've had sedation it's muchh better as you tend to not remember a thing. The gastroscopies are worse cos you have to try and swallow a hosepipe. It makes me gag just watching it

Fingers crossed that it's better news, Dave I'm just heading off on an adventure for the weekend which will involve much merriment. Enjoy your Fridays at work, peeps!

But your spelling is fucking shocking today!

Oh will you lot please keep up!

Nice bread.

You were such a gentleman to walk me all the way from the Haymarket to Next though Hope you erm... enjoyed the cricket

?? Ok then. A beard like Abraham Lincoln if you will. Didnt keep it up for long mind as it was causing her a rash.

Touche awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! I'm away for a bit of girlie grooming. Oo-er I mean a haircut and blonding.

That post is wrong in so many ways

After the admission from one of the male members of the board that he uses hair straighteners, I just wondered if any of the other lads had any girls grooming habits? Any of you cleanse, tone and moisturise? Fake tan? Pluck your eyebrows? Have facials? Come on - own up if you're man enough!

I'm just not going to tell you where or when. Watch your back

If it was, the body parts that were sore are definitely eyes and ears. his peepers would be knackered after trying to fully take in the enormity of her bazumbas and his ears would be scuppered after listening to her moan on about how hard nurses get it (ooh err missus)

Whoa there, don't be dragging me into your little lovers tiff!!

Can anyone confirm the rumours that Mr Hips was wearing a flasher mac for this meeting?