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Now you just know that's not true

Good for you, I have the week off, then six weeks work of teaching 2 lessons per week, then another 6 weeks off. Beat that! I can't, but then again - I have a real job

My weekend starts in the morning. Who hates me?

Howay man, snakey! We have to drink with you at some point in the future and I just don't need them mental images when I'm asking you "What you having?"

Whatever http://www.carmex-kiss.de/index.php?meintanz=598289373296 My hair needs brushing

You've got Fat Sam in your ava! Work have blocked YouTube so I'll have to have a look in the morning

My cousin tried to persuade me to go to this (I think I can spot her on one of the pics actually) Luckily I had the excuse of work at my disposal. I guess there are some benefits to working the bank holidays...

Been waiting for The Fray to tour for fucking ages, and they're playing Newcastle 3 days after I go away Don't worry about it. they're shite. To each their own. I would have liked to see them.

We weren't

That really is class

Been waiting for The Fray to tour for fucking ages, and they're playing Newcastle 3 days after I go away

Oh that looks marvellous on my work pooter...

It is kinda sickening when you look at the money. What makes it even worse is that you don't ever see any of it. I bought a house and it didn't involve physically handing any money over or actually going to a bank or anything. Just kinda made an offer and picked up the keys 7 weeks later. Was a surreal feeling for me... It is pretty weird. Originally bought a house in 1999 and you just know that you're in mega-debt except like you say, you never hand anything over. Only thing is that this time round the amount of debt is going to be more than double the first time which is a complete pisser.

Gonna be looking to buy a house myself soon. Not looking forward to the kind of money involved

Ironing is a 2 handed affair if you're gonna get a decent result, learnt it all in the army. Didn't learn much then. Turn your shirt inside out, put a line of Pritt Stick along where you want the crease in whatever it is your ironing, turn it the right way out and iron over it once - perfect result Pritt Stick?! I actually love ironing shirts I think I've got a touch of OCD when it comes to bed-making and shirt-ironing. They have to be perfect.

Ah the usual week-before-the-wedding stuff.

Newsround? Was that review for the benefit of 7 year-olds?

[/Pedant] I made a mistake. I'm so ashamed

My dad is coming to to the garden

Blatantly looking for a bloke off here to offer to mow her lawn for her Blatently not like

1. It's so lush not having to go to work tonight. 2. I'm going to have chippy for my tea cos I'm a piglet. 3. Woke up earlier with the Florence sat on my shoulder. I think she thinks she's a parrot. 4. My weekend diary for June is completely full. I am officially a social butterfly 5. Really need to cut the grass in my front garden. Correction: really need my dad to cut the grass in my front garden

You had a hairy bum

It came out just fine for me petal And RobW's comment doesn't particularly make him miserable - just sick.

Oh you utter git Are they still there.........?

Tell that to my cat then Just playing with your mind for their own amusement