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catmag

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  1. [/Pedant] I made a mistake. I'm so ashamed
  2. My dad is coming to to the garden
  3. Blatantly looking for a bloke off here to offer to mow her lawn for her Blatently not like
  4. 1. It's so lush not having to go to work tonight. 2. I'm going to have chippy for my tea cos I'm a piglet. 3. Woke up earlier with the Florence sat on my shoulder. I think she thinks she's a parrot. 4. My weekend diary for June is completely full. I am officially a social butterfly 5. Really need to cut the grass in my front garden. Correction: really need my dad to cut the grass in my front garden
  5. catmag

    Cats

    It came out just fine for me petal And RobW's comment doesn't particularly make him miserable - just sick.
  6. Oh you utter git Are they still there.........?
  7. catmag

    Cats

    Tell that to my cat then Just playing with your mind for their own amusement
  8. Yep, whilst doing the dishes, feeding the cats, doing the shopping, surfing the net, drinking tea, eating chocolate and achieving world peace. Domestic goddess me, man Can't buy three bags of shopping from Tesco and remember to get your house keys out of your locker before leaving work though? It was more than 3. I'd gone to get some bobbing apples for hallowe'en and spent £100 Okay, I'm a scatterbrained domestic goddess Fucking hell, they saw you coming!! Make that a gulliable, scatterbrained, domestic goddess To be fair, I did need to do the monthly shop, I'd just been putting it off. Make that a procrasinating, scatterbrained, domestic goddess
  9. catmag

    Cats

    Nah, it's to stimulate the mothers milk. Means they're content. Ive been told that, just seems odd Cat's are odd animals. No they're not. Perfectly straightforward and uncomplicated.
  10. Yep, whilst doing the dishes, feeding the cats, doing the shopping, surfing the net, drinking tea, eating chocolate and achieving world peace. Domestic goddess me, man Can't buy three bags of shopping from Tesco and remember to get your house keys out of your locker before leaving work though? It was more than 3. I'd gone to get some bobbing apples for hallowe'en and spent £100 Okay, I'm a scatterbrained domestic goddess
  11. Yep, whilst doing the dishes, feeding the cats, doing the shopping, surfing the net, drinking tea, eating chocolate and achieving world peace. Domestic goddess me, man
  12. I can break eggs one handed without dropping any shell in
  13. 1. Last night's shift at work was horrible and heartbreaking. 2. My dentistry saga continues and half my face is numb and I can't feel my mouth. 3. I now have a date for the first wisdom tooth removal. Dear God help me. 4. I am going to attempt to drink a cup of tea which should prove hilarious. 5. I am completely scatterbrained. It's a good thing
  14. He ran out of material imo. Booooooooo
  15. I miss Laurence Tureaud on here
  16. This is canny for a bit of an overview.. http://www.golakes.co.uk/
  17. Other than Newcastle and the Northumbrian coastline, I'd recommend the Lake District for prettiness. York is canny too.
  18. Farmers wife tbh. Charming! I was only 11 and that pic was taken on the Calais-Dover ferry after a school trip to Germany. I had raging tonsillitis and one of the teachers thought it would be a great idea to take my pic. Twat.
  19. catmag

    Thanks Jimbo

    You nutter. Why keep it to yourself and fuck your head up in the meantime? It may just be a daft footy forum, but you know us well enough by now to know that between us all there's probably not much we've not seen/dealt with. Can't say I've ever had any problems with my balls like, but you know what I mean.... If you need anything (Other than to have me check them!!!) then gis a shout
  20. This is horrible. A piece of history destroyed overnight
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