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I'm going to buy a vase today. I received some purdy flowers yesterday for doing a good deed and then realised I don't own a vase. They're currently standing in a drinking glass

Unlucky! Never mess with anyone who went to St Bob's

Dear me. I think I'd best leave that one til I get home

Wet cats are absolutely scary looking things I made the mistake of trying to bath Florence a few months ago and as well as sustaining serious injury for my troubles, she looked like a right scabby little fucker

Why thank you kind sir Anything else to help me pass the next 6 hours as quickly as possible will be greatly appreciated. I desperately need it to be 8am.

Have a very happy day!!

I'll bet they've sellotaped that fork onto it's paw.

My goodness me. How the hell are you petal? Try Slaters in town too

I think that means I automatically get to be bridesmaid when the pair of you get wed then Nah we are mates thats all, there will never be wedding bells, just copious amounts of tomfoolery. I want to wear a pretty frock, goddammit!!!

I like *SO* wish I was Jodie Marsh. She's amazing. I want to be her [Awaits some kind of edit from one of you filthbags]

I might be there on Saturday. Send me a text and let me know your whereabouts (I don't think I've got your number since I changed phones). Shall do m'dearie.

Could be a new Disney feature, that. Ghostly White Jade and the Seven Poisoned Z-List Dwarves - introducing Skanky, Filthy, Dirty, Mingy, Gobby, Nasty and Bint. Hmmmmm, I'm seeing parts for Marsh, Jordan, Paris Hilton, Charlotte Church.........

Skanky, filthy, dirty, minging, talentless, self-absorbed, manipulative, gobby, nasty slapper.

The weather forecast is lush for the test match up here next weekend like As long as the sun comes out on the Saturday then I can drink beer, watch cricket and get a tan. Bliss

I think that means I automatically get to be bridesmaid when the pair of you get wed then

\o/ o/ o o/ ///// Night fever, Night feveee-eee-errr! Quite brilliant Must have been a fluke A fluke???? When you quote it you'll see the effort that went into it. It doesnt format properly when it posts so I had to use white coloured characters to get the spacing right. Jesus thats sad innit? You fucking spaz

Well open your eyes!

and people say I have a problem ................. My only problem is do I have another one ! Do it Pour me one while you're at it please - I'm finished in about half an hour

I thought it was canny. Pretty amusing and doesn't take much brain power to watch. Has anyone seen Half Nelson? It's on at the Tyneside and I fancy going to see it.

Haggerston Castle - is that still a camping place? I've never been but it just came to me as a random thought when I read the first post...

I'm suddenly feeling very very old 1990 year Spice Girls were around Radgi can be old spice. Even though they're wasn't an old spice I've just been PWNED. They're was Baby Spice (Emma Burton), Sporty Spice (Melanie Chisholm), Ginger Spice (Geri Halliwell), Scary Spice (Melanie Brown), Posh Spice (Victoria Beckham) That's it. Get him tel't son! I'm giggling like a loon at that

Ahhh your colourful family life PM on it's way...

It'll take Sammy 6 months to work out how to use it like....

1990 man