catmag

Old people are so easily pleased

I've got a Canon Ixus and I love it. Never had any bother either.

genius no, retard no. Only a genius would give an answer like that. Or a retard. He reminds me of Karl Pilkington. Therefore a genius

Oooooo, Sammy is flouncing!

Oh must you really?!

maybe you should be called octopusmag 2 on my hands, 2 on my feet, 2 on my ears and 2 on my boobs. I looked great And Tom - I hate shoes but really needed a pair of plain black heels to go with an outfit. Didn't happen.

My MSN is broken Just watched Andy Roddick beat Alex Bogdanovic (GBR) at the Stella Artois championships Tried on 4 pairs of shoes and didn't buy any of them Am drinking tea out of a new mug. Looking forward to the weekend!

Janet Ellis?

Pringle V Necks? 12 pack tbh. Fup off you pair of fupping fuppers!

The dog off Blue Peter.

The dog off Blue Peter.

It'll still be quality on Saturday man even if it pisses down. Me, you, your Peter and me mates can just converse at the bar all day. We'll have to find Alex and one of the lads from work is going aswell. Ohhh I feel a birrovan inpromptu pissup coming on!

A vase! And clothes

Aye, her bean no doubt. Samuel!!

Forecast for Sarrida is better now. Canny day by the looks of it. Ooooo marvellous

She's gonna flip

I had tickets for all 3 days but am only actually going on Saturday and I have given the others away to needy causes It's gonna piss it down

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/c...icle1931374.ece And so the saga continues.....

I'm going to buy a vase today. I received some purdy flowers yesterday for doing a good deed and then realised I don't own a vase. They're currently standing in a drinking glass

Unlucky! Never mess with anyone who went to St Bob's

Dear me. I think I'd best leave that one til I get home

Wet cats are absolutely scary looking things I made the mistake of trying to bath Florence a few months ago and as well as sustaining serious injury for my troubles, she looked like a right scabby little fucker

Why thank you kind sir Anything else to help me pass the next 6 hours as quickly as possible will be greatly appreciated. I desperately need it to be 8am.

Have a very happy day!!