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Yep, whilst doing the dishes, feeding the cats, doing the shopping, surfing the net, drinking tea, eating chocolate and achieving world peace. Domestic goddess me, man Can't buy three bags of shopping from Tesco and remember to get your house keys out of your locker before leaving work though? It was more than 3. I'd gone to get some bobbing apples for hallowe'en and spent £100 Okay, I'm a scatterbrained domestic goddess Fucking hell, they saw you coming!! Make that a gulliable, scatterbrained, domestic goddess To be fair, I did need to do the monthly shop, I'd just been putting it off. Make that a procrasinating, scatterbrained, domestic goddess

Nah, it's to stimulate the mothers milk. Means they're content. Ive been told that, just seems odd Cat's are odd animals. No they're not. Perfectly straightforward and uncomplicated.

Yep, whilst doing the dishes, feeding the cats, doing the shopping, surfing the net, drinking tea, eating chocolate and achieving world peace. Domestic goddess me, man Can't buy three bags of shopping from Tesco and remember to get your house keys out of your locker before leaving work though? It was more than 3. I'd gone to get some bobbing apples for hallowe'en and spent £100 Okay, I'm a scatterbrained domestic goddess

Yep, whilst doing the dishes, feeding the cats, doing the shopping, surfing the net, drinking tea, eating chocolate and achieving world peace. Domestic goddess me, man

I can break eggs one handed without dropping any shell in

1. Last night's shift at work was horrible and heartbreaking. 2. My dentistry saga continues and half my face is numb and I can't feel my mouth. 3. I now have a date for the first wisdom tooth removal. Dear God help me. 4. I am going to attempt to drink a cup of tea which should prove hilarious. 5. I am completely scatterbrained. It's a good thing

He ran out of material imo. Booooooooo

I miss Laurence Tureaud on here

This is canny for a bit of an overview.. http://www.golakes.co.uk/

Other than Newcastle and the Northumbrian coastline, I'd recommend the Lake District for prettiness. York is canny too.

Farmers wife tbh. Charming! I was only 11 and that pic was taken on the Calais-Dover ferry after a school trip to Germany. I had raging tonsillitis and one of the teachers thought it would be a great idea to take my pic. Twat.

You nutter. Why keep it to yourself and fuck your head up in the meantime? It may just be a daft footy forum, but you know us well enough by now to know that between us all there's probably not much we've not seen/dealt with. Can't say I've ever had any problems with my balls like, but you know what I mean.... If you need anything (Other than to have me check them!!!) then gis a shout

How's the cough, Ritchie?

This is horrible. A piece of history destroyed overnight

Nice hat!

I love this thread

Dream on! Couldn't be a district nurse like. Too many leg ulcers and manual evacuations for my liking.....

I'm not suggesting anything I just think there's something odd about the whole scenario, purely based on their behaviour as parents. I've not seen the NOTW today but every time they show her mother on the telly she looks like she's about to collapse under the strain of it all. SHe doesn't look like she's eaten since Maddie went missing either. The parents do also still have 2 other little ones to look after so need to stay strong and try to keep life as normal as possible for them. Fuck knows how they're managing.

Hows your nuts? Sore, can't walk properly.. just going to be in the house doing fuck all for a week or so now, got a district nurse coming to check my balls during the week. Better health plan? Free on the NHS actually! Glad you're home Greg and I hope things start getting better

Pssst. No 'e' in truly

Dogs can also eat raw meat and they don't seem to get food poisoning...I suppose they just have a more robust immune system. I wonder how many cavemen died from eating raw meat? All of them, obviously

Instead of falling out with me every time I book a long-distance adventure (Maldives, USA and Australia being cases in point) why don't you just GO SOMEWHERE EXCITING YOURSELF? Just a thought

A 3-week adventure to Victoria Falls and South Africa. I'm bankrupt, but happy