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Nothing apart from.... "I was just working out what my suicide note would be" well I am a bit worried even if you evil fuckers are not !!! He was last online on Friday so he's probably just been away for the weekend

He'd still probably make it up All of the weird stuff I've seen in this job have all happened in/around theatres 7 and 8 which were the original theatres in this building so have been here for donkeys years and there will definitely have been many deaths in there. There was always weird stuff happening on the wards aswell. I'd see 'patients' wandering into rooms at the other end of the corridor and follow them in only to find there was no-one there. It doesn't really bother me to be honest. I feel quite sorry fo them if their spirit is trapped in this shithole or in a hospital in general.

May be a coincidence, Craig, but there are many reports of children seeing spirits when adults don't as they are more open-minded and susceptible to them. With Fin being so young it may just be that it confused and scared him, but as Jimbo said - I'm sure there's no way your mam would distress the bairns at all. There's still strange things abound at work. Tonight it's footsteps in theatre 7 which were there most of my nights last week too, but tonight they are really loud

Fuck knows what he sees in her. Probably the two things that he can't see past tbh. It's a shame really cos I actually think he's a decent bloke. Nee balls like.

I was feeling sorry for Jordan til she apparently turned up at the hospital the other morning with a camera crew in tow, smirked at the press and said that she was making no comment unless they had a million quid. Fucking vile individual.

They still do that in my local newsagents. Mobile libraries.

Absolutely class As a regular listener to the NO when I'm at work, it's even funnier cos Geoff from Benwell phones up every week without fail to tell Alan what DVD's he's bought and it's always a painful conversation

"I wouldn't give up a moment of our friendship for a lifetime of fuckmonkey jungle fun" Jez is officially a smarmy bastard

That is the single most brilliant episode in the series. "Laugh or burn. Take your pick"

I thought it was canny actually. Anyway - Phoenix Nights now. Oh yes

Too right!

You're too kind! And I don't suggest that you're a crazy old cat lady. You're still in your "very early thirties". Aye, I've never seen anyone backtrack so quickly as you did that day! Little wonder! Have you ever seen a picture of your face when you're angry? Nearly shat myself there and then! Can't say I've ever seen it myself

You're too kind! And I don't suggest that you're a crazy old cat lady. You're still in your "very early thirties". Aye, I've never seen anyone backtrack so quickly as you did that day!

Dave is not a killer ape. He's lovely! When he's not suggesting I'm an old crazy cat lady.

Look at them man! *shudders* Can't believe they let them make a children's programme

See you there then, Mancy. Does that mean you're coming to? Are the NO lot going to announce their plans in public this time or is it all going to be secret squirrel stuff until the day before like last time? I could be in attendence, does that mean you will bottle it again? No I'll be there poofter boy. You'll be in the presence of internet greatness. Aye, I've already said I'm there. Scott will be too

Working weekends is the pits. When I go back on days my first shift is a Sunday 10am til 7pm. What a load of shite. Aye, but it's shift work and you'll get other days off in lieu. Not like you have to work 7 days a week, like some of us... Says Dave having been sat on his arse at home all day

Usual time, usual place?

Working weekends is the pits. When I go back on days my first shift is a Sunday 10am til 7pm. What a load of shite.

You fucking idiot

Aye probably. To be fair to her (when have I ever felt like being fair to her?!) she's very pregnant and also just got Harvey out of hospital after he was scalded so they've got a lot going on. She'd be a fucking nightmare regardless IMO. The kind of relative the nurses want to smack?? As if we'd even think such a thing of patients relatives!

Lins, that is your best one yet

Aye probably. To be fair to her (when have I ever felt like being fair to her?!) she's very pregnant and also just got Harvey out of hospital after he was scalded so they've got a lot going on.

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