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Me neither, although I did have a very interesting ride in a police car on Christmas Day just gone Are you being mucky? Has Alex been to prison? Can't understand this thread. It was all perfectly innocent. I was with my family for Christmas day but needed to get back to Gateshead to go to work at 8pm. I couldn't get a taxi for love nor money so I called in a favour that I was owed from a local police sergeant

32 lengths of a 25m pool = only half a mile. Feels like much further when you're actually doing it though

Me neither, although I did have a very interesting ride in a police car on Christmas Day just gone

Good luck with that. He's nearly bigger than you!

I wouldn't recommend anyone tried to kick me, full stop

wykiki, this may sound dead obvious but have you actually tried that age old method of talking about it? EDIT! With her rather than us, that is

If you're going with HIM you'll have an absolute ball He has the unique ability to make me laugh even before he's said a word

Is FF mercinary enough to wait until the season ticket deadline has passed before the new manager is announced? I personally don't think he will, but I'm not sure I'd put anything past him

I'm a nurse. We're not allowed to wear scrubs outside of theatre so we have an alternative uniform.

God, that's just unbearable. I would have probably topped myself by now at the thought of that. Put it this way if they did catch the fucka and thats what had went on I'd be doing a Jack Ruby, no doubt about it, sick fucks. Gonna have to stop reading this thread, I end up seething everytime i do The mother and father should be exposed for what they are, unfit parents. As radgie says if it had of been a commoner the other kids would have been in care already and she would have a lynch mob waiting for her back in England. It's not the time or the place to be criticising the parents yet again. If it's making us feel sick to our stomachs then imagine the sheer desperation that they're going through right now.

Are they indigenous to Hartlepool Marina?

God, that's just unbearable.

Think the boss was going to inform the police actually so that whoever is doing it will hopefully shit themselves when they find out.

You missed out the incessant drumming

Wtf?! Exactly what it says on the tin. She came into work the other day to find the straps on the back of her theatre shoes had been cut through, making them unwearable and that her 'outdoor uniform' (we have tunics and trousers for meetings outside theatre) had strips cut all the way up them from the bottom. As she went to leave the other day she found her outdoor shoes full of Aquagel and her own clothes cut. It's horrible because she's the nicest, most placid lass you could ever meet and no-one could possibly have anything against her which is making it all the more upsetting. I rang her at home last night to see if she was okay and she just doesn't want to come back in case something else happens. Spiteful, childish and completely unnecessary behaviour. Like I said, god help whoever it is when we find out because most of the department will be ready for them

Leeds > Sheffield I have chebs therefore I am win.

Duke Special - Last Night I Nearly Died. I'm loving this. It makes me want to cry but in a good way. I think

Perspective can also be misleading. Planes that look like they're about to collide can actually be miles apart in reality.

What was the scenario?

Is it a constant problem or does it just happen if you're doing something fiddly? It's worth getting it checked out like. Most common cause is anxiety, but if you can rule that out then it's possibly something like low blood sugar. Difficult to say really.

It is lush I had only brought bread and cheese to work with me though.

It was a huge disappointment but it staved off the hunger for now Used to go out with this bloke who didn't have a toaster so his culinary speciality was beans on bread

Dear me

1. I was bloody starving so I've just had some cheese on toast. As there was no way of melting the cheese I just made toast and put lumps of cheese on the top. It wasn't great 2. I too have a really sore throat. There are many nasty bugs going around at the moment. 3. I've got Night Owls on and I'm hoping that it's Geoff from Benwell's night to be on so I can have a giggle. 4. One of my best mates at work is being victimised by a complete coward who has cut up her clothes with scissors while they were hanging up in the changing room. If I find out who is doing it I'm going to kick them into the middle of next week. 5. I want someone to make me a coffee. Any takers?

Dear gawd. Are your lives that boring?!