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That is truly, truly terrible

Poor bloke has probably been sat all day thinking that nobody loves him! Hope you've had a class day, Chris

Is it still spurting blood from an artery? Nah, I did just put a plaster on it and it seems fine. Only gives me a zombie-like look. So stitches are only necessary to stanch blood? No, just if the wound is gaping and the edges need to be brought together.

That really was fucking enormous rain!!

Is it still spurting blood from an artery?

No cheerleaders with corned-beef legs please.

That would be just you morphing into a student vagrant, you old tramp. Cath I've got one for you. If one has been infected with tetanus and then has a tetanus shot, do you exhibit tetanus symptoms? You wouldn't exhibit tetanus symptoms from the tetanus shot itself as it's actually a serum that stimulates the body to make antibodies. You might have a bit of redness/swelling and mebbes a couple of days of feeling achy afterwards but that should be it. If the tetanus bacteria has got into your body from the cat scratch the other day then the symptoms are usually pretty severe. Spasms around the infected scratch site and in the jaw/facial/neck muscles along with a high fever and breathing problems etc. What's the craic? Have you been poorly since it happened?

Evil, evil people. Had some work done on my front teeth last week and I thought he was going to drill right through into my head. Bloody horrible.

That's rubbish Hope the current miserableness subsides soon and that you feel more positive

What are you worried and depressed about, Tom? And I find that crisps are an infinitely better option than suicide pet

Done! Thanks petal Oh aye its friggin petal now, half an hour ago me n you Craig were just a pair of argumentative twats cos we disagreed with J69. I speak as I find. If you're being pedantic twats I shall call you pedantic twats. if you're being lovely, I shall call you petal

1. I've just spilled a cup of coffee all over this desk and now it's all sticky. 2. I have almost lost my voice and the girls are taking the piss out of me. 3. If my mate doesn't stop singing The Shoop Shoop song I am going to do something I'll regret. The most annoying thing is that she's making the words up as she goes along and they're all wrong. 4. I've just eaten an apple which is rare for me. I'll make up for it later as there's a bar of Dairy Milk with my name on it in my bag. 5. My cats will be asleep by now and I'm jealous.

Done! Thanks petal

Some Buttercup Syrup

Ah this happened last week aswell with Jonny's avatar. I'm on a work pooter which is obviously living in the past. Refreshing doesn't make any difference either cos it still shows Fat Pooh

Well you're obviously fucking brighter than me then cos I sure as fuck didnt know what was going on. And anyways why would I have put the post on before J69 did if I was only posting because of him? Im not a friggin pyskik all of a sudden otherwise if I was I would have grown a pair of vinegar tits and lost me bollocks. Has your Pooh bear gone all fat or is it just my computer? And of course I'm brighter than you, you bloody idiot!

Well you can do if it makes you feel better but then Cath will just pipe in accusing us of arguing because J69s gay or summit or other. Shurrup

As soon as he starts to recite that it makes me giggle like an idiot

No, it wasn't. That's the reason the thread went the way it did Well it was to me. Clearly didn't know how to pronounce Rosicky then You're all pedantic fuckers

No, it wasn't. That's the reason the thread went the way it did Well it was to me.

For the love of god, will you lot stop sniping at each other. It's blatantly fucking obvious what the point of the first post in this thread was and people are just being arsey for the fucking sake of it, and because it was contributed to by J69. It's not fucking necessary.

Let's save the judgements for later when we know the full facts and just pray the bairn turns up okay. I'm sure the parents are already going through hell without the rest of the world damning them to hell.

I just DON'T WANT to watch it, and people get all precious about the fact I haven't seen it. Honestly, the looks of genuine horror I've had when I say I've not watched it are hilarious! If I die without having ever seen it I seriously will not feel that I've missed out. You havent seen Pulp Fiction? There you go. That's exactly the reaction

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the voice of reason.............

I just DON'T WANT to watch it, and people get all precious about the fact I haven't seen it. Honestly, the looks of genuine horror I've had when I say I've not watched it are hilarious! If I die without having ever seen it I seriously will not feel that I've missed out.