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I like my own farts but I'm not so keen on my own shit thanks very much Fine, bathe in someone else's piss then you freaks! Just like being at work for me I was thinking the exact same thing. I've been covered in enough piss to know that 1) it won't kill me and 2) it's not chunky, so I'll take the piss. Exactly my reasoning

I like my own farts but I'm not so keen on my own shit thanks very much Fine, bathe in someone else's piss then you freaks! Just like being at work for me

What you on aboot you mad woman? The dog is a copycat. Except that it's not a cat, it's a dog. I'm making sense to me despite being completely fucking high as a kite on household cleaning products and no sleep

FYP Fair enough Mah girls are lovin' this sunshine mind! Take after their mother they're wearing revealing tops and incessantly and unreasonably bitching about their jobs? SAFETY Nope, they're completely nekked and lying on the windowsill

Copycat ....errrrrr.......dog

More kitten stuff!

FYP Fair enough Mah girls are lovin' this sunshine mind! Take after their mother

Further confirmation that cats are cool as fuck. You'd never get a dog doing that

Can I just add to this thread.. If I die, can someone please make sure that they DO NOT cremate me. I don't care what else they do, just no fire. Thank you.

Time to clean!

27 minutes. My weekend starts in 27 minutes............

How fucking lush are they?

Where are you, Lins? You've not been here for ages Hope you get to read this and have a wonderful, happy and marvellous birthday

Would you rather give up your mobile phone or the internet? EDIT May i just add that you're not allowed to use the net via your phone or vice versa

Deaf - definfitely. What the fuck is up with my spelling tonight?

Deaf - definfitely.

Can't say I've ever felt 'unsafe' anywhere but I think that's maybe more down to the type of person I am rather than the places I've been. I've drank in some shitholes like but I'm not easily intimidated and am more than happy to stand up for myself if needs be, or avoid dickheads. I'm very easily annoyed by said dickheads which doesn't always lead to me being very tolerant I'm also not a lass who is scared to walk into a pub on my own if I'm meeting someone and I'm there first. The Trent every matchday is a case in point considering every fucker else is always late.

My mam is a ginge. She's mental.

Are you fucking mental?!

Even Gemmill hasn't progressed quite as far as actively sleeping on the job. Now that's what I call loafing! I was seriously knackered. 7 down one to go.

Nice to know I can sleep easy at night! Or during the day, or whenever I can.....

Mine is just laughing at me The girls at work have just woke me up. The last thing I can remember is that it was 3am

I shall be putting a quid on the horse with the jockey in the prettiest colours as per usual

apparently the temp looks to be heading into the 20's for the weekend !! Have fun Oh yes. Bring it on I'd forgotten how stupid people get on a bank holiday weekend resulting in them ending up in hospital. It's been ridiculous. has it been "tool" central in the QE this weekend ?? Yeah, it has a bit. Spent last night with my hands in someones side to stop him bleeding to death after a stabbing. We've had kids jumping off bus shelters, pissed blokes fighting and ending up with broken wrists, motorbike accidents and the usual quota of caesarians. It feels like it's been a full moon for a week.