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I thought that was just the sound of his big brass bollocks Thank you. That was an image of my brother that I didn't need

He's still a gobby little shite who tells terrible jokes! Nah, he's good thanks - working hard in A&E and loving it. Gawd, I'd forgotten about that dog - he was lush! I'm not sure I can afford to have cases of wine shipped over. We'll definitely just have to come back and smuggle far more than I think we were allowed back through customs. P had so many bottles in various bits of hand luggage that he was clinking with every step

I know you're there. D'you realise it's a year since I was there? Yes, I was thinking about that yesterday (hence also remembering it was exactly 3 years tonight since I was in Eindhoven). M and I were also discussing the Hunter Valley the other day which also reminded us. So when you going to get your arse home? Who knows? If it weren't for a couple of things then I'd be back like a shot. A return visit to Sobels is very, very tempting

I know you're there. D'you realise it's a year since I was there?

Car-driving, beard growing, German loving, Reading supporting, YouTube bothering, bandana wearing nutcase that you are...... Happy 18th!!

One of my mates has gone to Roma for the game.

FELLGATE?! Hell, no! I'm far classier than that! And I have always avoided getting involved with coppers, thankfully

oh no , it's bad enough having to listen to a "straight" couple.....had a copper living in the flat above me once and he used to invite lots of nurses ( ) back to his place . Bedroom was directly above mine. I rmember one morning coming out to work and TWO nurses came out of his front door

Jonny, you'd have loved it. You could hear everything through the wall

can't say I have , do you recommend them Cath I've only read Women on Top, but aye When I was living in the nurses home, my room was next door to the resident lesbian who's girlfriend practically moved in. When they moved out, they left a well-read copy of it behind I was waiting for "well thumbed " copy there I purposely chose my words carefully

can't say I have , do you recommend them Cath I've only read Women on Top, but aye When I was living in the nurses home, my room was next door to the resident lesbian who's girlfriend practically moved in. When they moved out, they left a well-read copy of it behind

Anyone ever read any of the Nancy Friday books? She's published several volumes of male and female fantasies, and some of them are pretty explicit

Okayyyyyyyyy Gorgeous day but a bit blummin chilly.

So that's some sort of admission then? P.S. I said admission, not emission. It's not emissions he'd need to worry about - just galloping knobrot

Library? no, someone's wardrobe Because his wife came home early?? him and his wife came home early....I was babysitting Simone!!

I've always liked you

Harsh

I really do wish people would pack in using offensive words like.

Goal Attack. Goal Shooter at a push.

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Ditto,Someone never turned up Filthy minds

Beaches. Why did I do it?

Unfortunately any decent kind of journalism is notoriously difficult to get into and you almost always have to do the non-descript local crappy news to build up your reputation and get anywhere. It was always my first career of choice (journalism or any kind of writing in general) but it didn't happen for various reasons. I write less and less now and sometimes wish it's something I'd pursued.

Right! Enough!

Road kill?